Doctor Zaius

As bad as I've seen us like

I'm another one that captained Havertz like. Would have fancied him to at least come up with an assist in a 7-0 win ffs.

What the fuck is that team. Krafth as part of a back 3? Fraser in midfield?

Arteta man, what a clown. No wonder his team's shite and he'll be peddled before the season is out as well.

Thanks for the memories

Paul Lambert. God, imagine

Gerrard won't come imo. I think were struggling like and we've been turned down by multiple managers, which is actually understandable. Either that, or we haven't made a move for any yet, which would be a lot more worrying.

Position is untenable like. Has to go. Take Clemence and Agnew with him aswell.

Get this cunt gone asap.

The tea towels, Saudi flags and Arab costumes are utterly fucking pathetic like. Just go to the fucking game and support Newcastle United rather than fucking begging for attention or making an arse out of yourself and the club. Unbareable fucking wankers.

If we win on Sunday, I'm not opposed to him sticking around for a few games if we're in decent form. Picking up wins and staying up in objective number one. The new owners need to get a decent structure in place with the right man. That might take time. Lose on Sunday and his position is untenable though. You could even argue that if we fail to win. I don't want us to panic and appoint some chump. Its easy to sit there and say 'anyone is better than Bruce' but we're in trouble here and we've got a poor squad. We might still appoint someone who is default better than Bruce but still not good enough to get us going. Lampard might be in that category.

Martinez isn't what we need like. Genuinely have no idea why he's rated at all. I'd like to know who's turned us down/made it clear they're not interested. Conte, Rodgers and Potter would be my guess. The next man is as important as any. I'd rather they take their time, get the structure in place and then go from there. Not panic. If we lose on Sunday though their hand is forced, Bruce's position will be untenable.

Not Lampard please. Showed absolutely no credentials so far that suggest he's worth a go.

Chelsea (H) General sale now. Just got mine. Not loads left from what I can tell.

This is tremendous. Is there a Football Ace Posts thread?

Mike Ashley is going to buy Derby County and use his tried and tested football business acumen to guide them from League One to the Premier League. We're the deluded ones are we?

Can't believe people are genuinely suggesting Keegan like. Not a chance. I think any manager top quality or well established and currently in a job will stay away for at least a year to see how this develops. Rodgers, Conte, Pochettino are all non-starters imo. Tempting Potter away from Brighton would be our best bet I reckon but even then it would take some doing. Its a dream come true for us but for everyone else, PIF are new, nobody actually knows how they will operate. It would still be somewhat a jump into the unknown for any manager.

This kind of shit needs to be cut out asap like. Support our club, but for fucks sake let's not outright shill for the Saudi government like. No suprise it's that Alex Hurst. Fucking gimp him man.

A day later and this still feels crazy. There's a small part of me that might actually miss supporting a massively underachieving team.

Rangers fans don't seem to like him

I was tempted! Looking forward to seeing a few folk on 30th!

This is fucking glorious like

LOOOL Keith Downie holding back the tears on SSN

Harsh on Haydn

How am I meant to do any work today man!?