Doctor Zaius

Best looking player we've ever had? Aside from Beardsley

Strokes can change people and affect how they behave like. I've seen it before. Might not be that but those aren't the tweets of a man who had a reasonably successful career in the media. He should be cut some slack. Needs to reign in Twitter though. Also, as ever, Steve Wraith is a total fucking cunt.

Fucking still annoyed this isn't on like

PL/EFL have dropped a bollock. Dont care about fans, just PR and its backfired as they've called it too early. Arseholes.

Clown

Fuck off, absolute cunts.

Cancelling games on the day of the funeral is, at best, fair enough. No other games should be cancelled. Especially as there is no historical precedent for it. It's up to people how, or whether at all they mourn. Nobody is forced to attend a football match and if they don't feel up to it because the Queen died then they don't need to.

Would rather have taken Ben Foster like, just for a bit more NUFC content on his Youtube. Probably a better keeper too. Gillespie must be nowhere near the standard if he's not even trusted as a 3rd choice keeper.

Makes sense. Hopefully we dont have to see him play.

ah man, someone link this please

Whats wrong with watching MOTD now?

He's 28 until he's 29. Thats how it works.

Only 28. Had assumed he was older.

Anelka, Cech, Luiz

Wait, Di Matteo didnt

Di Matteo, Gallas, Cole and Petit spring to mind

8.5/10 Some slight worries with depth in midfield and the a lack of quality on the right wing. Could have done with one more but really, really cannot complain. Botman and Isak are tremendous signings. Very happy with Pope and Targett too.

A settled defence without Maguire. Casameiro to come in with no sign of Fred and Ronaldo benched. Think the dream of another horrendous Man Utd season may be fading.

Whats wrong with Soyuncu and Castagne? They were raving about those at one point.

Fuck Luke Edwards.

Think we might get that Harrison Ashby but thats it. Tielemans we'd have heard movement by now. The rest of the links seem to be rubbish.

Might do well if he can learn to work and play

Thought he was brilliant for us for a while. Good luck to him

Think Moura with no obligation to buy would be a quality signing. Spurs would save on high wages for a bit part player and we'd get another outlet for the right. Could work very well. No chance on a permanent though.