ChrisMcQuillan

Cahill dribbles through the entire team.

3-0. Absolutely awful defending.

How dare he give a correct answer Why the BBC consistently allow smug and smarmy anti-Newcastle stuff on their feed is beyond me.

BBC Live Text: MegaDarkpros on Twitter: "Can Newcastle do a Spurs and come back from 2-0? To put it simply, no." Fuck off.

Of course, BBC don't mention that it's actually offside.

Fuck that.

WTF is this Davies wankfest?

He'd have 200 goals for the club if that were true.

FFS.

Messi-esque skill from Ameobi there.

Haul off Shola, bring Routldege on and put Guthrie into the centre.

STOP FUCKING ABOUT

Carroll being utterly manhandled at times here.

Fucking awful, this.

Fuck off, that's never going to be a red in a million years.

Diving's getting much more inventive these days.

Someone should shoot Coloccini and Enrique for all this arsing about.

Enrique and Coloccini played us into this shit. Stop faffing about in the fucking corner.

Penalty to Bolton.

Best atmosphere over the past three seasons that I've attended at home has been the Sunderland 5-1 and the 2-2 with Man City. The past few games have been utterly dismal, even in comparison to the relegation season.

Just saw the score. What the fuck?

Very interesting, that.

Hurry up, Fabio!

Krul - 8 Simpson - 7 - backs off a lot Coloccini - 7 Williamson - 7 Enrique 7.5 Guthrie - 6 Nolan - 6 - some important tracking back Tiote - 7 Jonas - 6.5 Carroll - 7 Lovenkrands - 5 Ranger - 6 Routledge 7 Very average across the board, really.

Routledge Tiote Guthrie Jonas Nolan Carroll is what I think i'd like to see.