ChrisMcQuillan

Anyone else not received their tickets yet?

Words like 'disgrace' have become so overused in football that they don't really mean anything anymore so it's hard to describe just what is going on at NUFC without sounding cliched. It's a complete scandal the way NUFC are run but the media's reluctance to stick the boot into any of the Premier League cash cows basically means we're on our own and there's absolutely f*** all we can do about it. Nail on head.

United For Newcastle ‏@UtdForNewcastle 50s In #NUFC's last two summer transfer windows, they have spent £9.7m of the £1bn spent by Premier League clubs (so far). Less than 1%.

Played in Community Shield, didn't he?

I don't honestly see Ashley selling for less than £25m+ You could easily argue that a French international midfielder with 3 years left on his contract, in his prime, with the new television revenue is worth that. Ashley'll want the most money possible. If Ashley does sell for less than that, then I dunno how anything works at this club anymore and will throw myself into the Tyne.

Strained his fingers tweeting bollocks for twelve hours straight.

L'Equipe are reporting that.

We've been drawn away roughly 80% of the time over the past eight or nine years.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 37s Campbell goes on a darting run forward, beating the defence, before forcing a fine save from the keeper http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/resources/images/2508701/?type=article #nufc

Tiote's just been credited with a goal in a local derby in Aberdeen.

I actually think that's ended up quite nice.

We've got to get Pardew out ffs.

Spurs have enquired.

I'm done with buying tickets. I'm done with this while Ashley's in charge.

Out of curiosity, how many net transfers (in vs out) do you think we will bring in by the end of the window? Talking about first-teamers obviously. Hard to say. Possibly one out if Cisse goes, otherwise probably none out. Assuming selling people like Gosling for peanuts doesn't count as important. Coming in? Two forwards and possibly a defender? How can I say... it doesn't really affect the point I made. And I take it you will be happy with a net incoming of one forward and possibly one defender? We're not going to sign 5 or 6 players, man.

What, it wouldn't be like us to sell them all and not replace? Add to that we've got rid of Lovenkrands, and are looking rid of Ameobi. And we want to replace all of them with Darren Bent. It sounds like a bad joke. Or it's not the case. The manager said he wants him. Yes, Pardew is interested in Bent. That doesn't mean the plan is to sell our entire strikeforce and replace them all with him. You're right. We probably won't sign Bent.

What, it wouldn't be like us to sell them all and not replace? Add to that we've got rid of Lovenkrands, and are looking rid of Ameobi. And we want to replace all of them with Darren Bent. It sounds like a bad joke.

It's the same as the one behind Santon! That's creepy..