Big River

might sound harsh, but I fucking hate him (as a footballer, not as a person) and can't wait until he gets peddled him being our benchmark is a big reason Matt Targett looked like prime Cafu on his debut. He's never, ever been good enough. people argue he's a good defender, and does the fundamentals well, but he's shit scared of the ball, has zero technique and offers no attacking threat whatsoever. because he's so limited he gets held to the lowest possible standard, the opposite of someone like ASM, basically. not to mention he's a perma crock. thanks for everything Paul, but down to the Champo you go son. Bruce will probably sign him. which says everything you need to know.

1 I fucking love it

I like how Jenas picked him out there on MOTD. he’s worked his nuts off lately, and it feels like it’s only a matter of time before the assists and goals start to come.

wtf we seem to have a good knack of drawing teams into a scrap, I think we’ll win. 1-0 Shelvey.

the crutch took the photo

another one who looks like he’s been playing here for years. a brilliant debut. him and Targett down that side of the defence are already looking like massive upgrades.

he was shite today mind.

again? you evading a ban like?

I’d take another 6-0 against these like, not gonna lie.

aye, he’s playing like!

Murphy RB and Schar DM, for me like.

that’s not harsh, he’s utter turd.

Tuesday night reminded me a bit of the good old days. a proper game under the lights, there's nothing better! and it was fucking brilliant to see all of the pubs and restaurants absolutely packed, people smiling and just generally having a great time. it really is magical what this club can do.

back to back wins with King Wood leading the line. it’s not a coincidence. he’s basically Joselu though. ultimately not good enough, but a necessary signing and he’ll do a job. obviously a good character, experienced, knows the league etc etc who gives a fuck what he cost? it’s not our problem.

he definitely was yeah. not sure if he does that every game or what, but he looked fucking mental. kept coughing, shouting and twitching all over the shop. daft mackem weirdo. I loved our equaliser and the fact we grabbed the ball out of the net and the whole team sprinted back to get the game restarted. tails were well and truly up.

he’s on a completely different level, this lad. unbelievably good in every single way tonight. immense.

brilliant debut. chuffed for him!

I've had three poos today. definitely nervous.

can't believe there's going to be a massive flag for a fucking benchwarmer.

how yee na like?

Bruno to start. Wood to score.

Ekitike was the punt, he just didn't fancy it. It's difficult to sign a striker at the best of times, never mind in January, in a relegation scrap, with a misfit crew handling negotiations, rival clubs playing funny buggers etc. as far as Wilson is concerned, if we stay up, I'd be looking to move him on in the Summer. he's a crock and not even that good.

don't think we need to worry about Digne, personally.

I hope so, but it's more likely something to do with Fun88. Castore was initially announced as a "multi-year" deal, so it seems unlikely they'd go to the effort of terminating that contract so soon, rather than just letting it run its course.