Big River

I can't believe this is a thing. is he getting paid for this?

I'm running with SSN on in the background, constantly refreshing here, and Twitter notifications [ON] for NUFC360.

total joke that segment. awful move for Lingard because he might be playing in the Champo next season! daft bastard didn't even realise it was a loan.

change the record you gleeb.

just a bit. I think we've earned this as a group of fans. enjoy it everybody!

looks like The Evening Standard were the first to report on our interest in Bruno, fwiw.

I'll take the likes for the ticker here please and thank you.

it's not the most glamorous signing, but could be a very shrewd one - a proven PL defender for peanuts. we're not exactly blessed with depth at CB, and he's arguably better than anything else we've got. get him straight in the team this season, then most likely a reliable/versatile back up next season. assuming we stay up, that is. incremental improvements like Burn and Wood are going to be essential in getting us to where we want to go, people need to get used to it.

as if Origi will end up at fucking Burnley man. wasn’t the resident Benfica fan saying Nunez is shite? or was he on the wind up? @TenkoDaLuz

GeeMahrez

easiest job in the world being a “journalist” these days. how do you pronounce this fellas surname, btw? or we all just calling him Bruno?

He's not called Woods for starters.

ban him Rich

Newcastle Online will never be defeated.

I consider your posts an abomination.

I love how we’ve all got an irrational (?) hatred of this lot I can’t even explain why I hate them, it’s just in me.

can't wait to see Lascelles on the drums

other than Lingard, I find it a bit strange how we haven't been linked to any decent loan deals. I know it's a new era and all that, but historically we've played the loan market quite well. Remy, Dubravka, Kenedy, Rondon, Willock etc all came in and made an instant impact. tin hat on, but now we're a potential threat, could PL clubs be refusing to "help" us out?

so I'm a Lille fan now? cool

this is the long and short of it. we've got to remember this team of losers preferred playing in empty stadiums under a fat loser manager.

someone change ManDoon's WhoScored password. it's tragic this.

how can you possibly think Schar is left footed?

Would make a lot of sense, loads of Danes etc

Sorry like, but ASM shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath as Hatem.