themanupstairs

Why not since 2009? I'm sure it's blatantly obvious and I'm just thick as f*** for not knowing I'm being facetious, 2009 was the first time poppies appeared on Premier League, and subsequently England shirts. Now it's making its way into the f***ing House of Commons, how much of a disgrace it is that they can't have one on the shirt for a particular game. Never seemed to bother anyone in the 88 years they went without but of course that wasn't in an era when we must all show extremely publicly how deeply sad we are about something, as much and as obviously as possible. Surprised an 11th minute applause hasn't been mooted yet. Bang on the fucking money as per!

Sensationalism: #1 British export

Lascelles? Thick? WTF? I highly doubt Benitez would have made him captain at such a young age had he been "thick as mince".

Doubly delicious. Could've been tearing up the division here and learning from Benitez instead. Idiot Don't blame Townsend for wanting to get back into the premiership to help his England aspirations, but Palace and Pardew or us and Rafa? He deserves all he gets from that choice, he only had to ask ffs. That is skewed logic IMO. Rather than worry about which club he plays for, maybe he should care more about playing 90 minutes week in week out and improving himself as a footballer, so that, not only does he get an England call-up, but be one of the first names on an England team sheet. Imagine moving to Crystal Palace for ambition. Fuck off

For NUFC specifically I'd have Rafa over Klopp. Rafa brings us much needed grounding. With Klopp you feel it would be a great, short, fun stint that ends up in tears. There's more longevity to be gained from Rafa for a club like ours recovering from years of neglect.

How in the fuck am I 2nd in the N-O league? I'm dizzy.

What, Serbian? I'm a racist Greek what can I say I meant he actually looks like him ffs.

Doubly delicious. Could've been tearing up the division here and learning from Benitez instead. Idiot

This is fucking amazing

Quite clearly our current "Number 1" and it's been well earned IMO. Should get a look-in for England as well.

Has that Novak Djokovic look. My favorite Newcastle player at the moment. He's the one who makes me dream big.

Dat noise :smitten: :smitten:

Lascelles won't leave NUFC until he's lifted a trophy. He knows it's coming, and he knows it's only a matter of time.

FT - thank you baby jesus

Effectively a 7 point gap with our massive GD.

Don't tell Nessy Or HTT

:lol: How much do you pay? fuck off they're friends of friends

Get in you beautiful Serb. Going out with 2 gorgeous Serbian girls tonight. Mitro will be my way into their pants. Get in!

Who had 34?

where was this? Martin Tyler or Peter Dreary or some other utterly stupid cunt.

"LET IT BE KNOWN SUNDERLAND ARE STILL ALIVE!!!! DAVID MOYES TONIC!!! IS THIS THE MOMENT THAT FIRES UP SUNDERLAND'S SEASON??? THEY HAVE THEIR GOAL!!!!! IT'S 1-1"

Yeah, it's about time Agreed. Stam and Maldini never really got along anyway.

He is just pure love If this is our way of being rewarded for all the absolute emotional hell we have endured as football fans in recent times, then I would have to say, it was well worth it. Whichever team we are putting out is playing in his image. Serious, straight to the point, professional, ruthless, alert, and just down right likable. It's a beautiful thing to see.