Neil

You lot have GOT to go for the win now.

Carroll is on song.

Playing him in the first place should be a crime under statute law.

Or because you're playing worse than Stoke?

Wtf was Guthrie doing btw? Giving the post a massage? Kieron Dyer's Teapot Stance Award is under threat.

But some players just shouldn't be given a chance regardless.

fitness methods I get the image of the whole team training on those robotic 2 wheel scooter things

"It's like asking what the square root of a million is. No-one will ever know."

Harper going on an adventure quest there.

As soon as Guthrie gets on the ball, there's a degree of control and calm. Edit: Edgar, wtf?

Chelsea 4-3..............

Haven't bet but 1-2, Nolan FG.

I agree Boro face a very uphill task, but it astounds me some of the comments here ("Boro are gone" etc).

That's a somewhat elaborate game of Chinese whispers. I've always wondered what "rumour going around the ground" actually means. I reckon one guy behind him has said "Curbs on Monday" and another will have said "naaaah Reidy." Row above: "What? Peter Reid?" Row below: "No... Curbs" Repeat until desired effect is obtained.

That's a somewhat elaborate game of Chinese whispers.

Boro are "already down", remember.....

By the way people. Let's have a moment's silence for 18th placed Recreativo. Who go to the Nou Camp tonight.

Chelsea 2-0 Bolton Middlesbrough 2-1 Hull Portsmouth 2-1 West Brom Sunderland 0-2 Man Utd Tottenham 1-1 West Ham Wigan 1-3 Arsenal

Allardyce is a cunt.

You won't see Ranger, but Ranger will see you.

w*****? c***? Ladyboy? Jagielka's Bitch?

Too attacking.

So who is Blackburn's most attacking player? David Dunn?

Just heard that