Neil

It would be an uncomfortable match for anybody watching from the stands inline with the centre circle. AND IT'S GIVEN WITH THE HATTRICK! What about Butt delicately chipping the keeper from 25 yards? Oh, wait...

Probably DM for me as well. If you're desperate I could go up front!

What do you reckon? People always go on about players not giving 100% and 'wasted talent', but you can't help but warm to his honesty. If I had his talent, I might be the same! Some striking comments but I think a lot of the bold bit is true. And I guess you have to accept his honesty - he's most likely speaking for a fair few players in the world. On the contrary, nobody will remember him. In fact, most people will have never even heard of him. To say only a handful of players will be remembered is also rubbish. Even just at Newcastle all of us can list players over the years that they look back on with fond memories. Basically, this bloke is a loser who can't be arsed to make the most of his talent. It's what sets winners apart from also rans...work ethic. Best loved the good times but he also recognized the need to work at his game. Didn't say I thought he was brilliant for saying/doing these things, but it's refreshing to hear someone be so honest in public.

What do you reckon? People always go on about players not giving 100% and 'wasted talent', but you can't help but warm to his honesty. If I had his talent, I might be the same! Some striking comments but I think a lot of the bold bit is true. And I guess you have to accept his honesty - he's most likely speaking for a fair few players in the world.

Lukas Podolski has been linked to us quite a lot recently. Which means he won't be leaving Bayern. Step forward Henrik Larsson

f*** off you wimpy f***ing sponge. Have some f***ing pride in your club man.

If there was mass interest in this, would it be logisitically viable to make this a larger scale and getting, say, 2 hours worth of game time and having 2 11 v 11 matches, an hour each?

Including George Reynolds FFS Lovechild of FS.

it's not true because ive never heard any geordie talk about a 'geordie roar'. he's just pulled that phrase from his arse the media his arse and the media which shows he is not talking about real newcastle fans and their REAL beliefs or expectations, but a mythic media concoction in which all nufc fans see the club as being on par with man utd and barcelona and expect us to win the league every year.

Pavylualchyclenko and "appalling" in the same sentence was that?

Precisely. Just take the constant criticism as a compliment, the more 'they' talk, the more it shows how much people still think NUFC is a big club.

Wait! Reckless long balls are going to be encouraged? Right, I'm starting as well. F*** you all. Your prone to the odd tumble in the box as well... Only after two-footed lunges, Proph. And you're prone to missing open goals Handbags at dawn. Was it bollocks a two footed lunge, I got the ball and you made the most of the follow through. ...and defenders shouldn't be the ones relied upon to provide goals, especially defenders with two right feet. You're saying a lot that you have 1 right foot, never mind 2. Your one to talk, remember blazing that beauty of a cross over the bar from a matter of yards. It happens to the best of us... Well you better come to this match if it goes ahead, it'll make me feel good about my footballing ability. Long balls ahoy, shame Wardy isn't around to shoot from 80 yards. Pilko: You t**t!

Wait! Reckless long balls are going to be encouraged? Right, I'm starting as well. F*** you all. Your prone to the odd tumble in the box as well... Only after two-footed lunges, Proph. And you're prone to missing open goals Handbags at dawn. Was it bollocks a two footed lunge, I got the ball and you made the most of the follow through. ...and defenders shouldn't be the ones relied upon to provide goals, especially defenders with two right feet. You're saying a lot that you have 1 right foot, never mind 2.

Wait! Reckless long balls are going to be encouraged? Right, I'm starting as well. F*** you all. Your prone to the odd tumble in the box as well... Only after two-footed lunges, Proph. And you're prone to missing open goals Handbags at dawn.

Doubt 22 people would know for definite whether they could come for a while yet, due to getting date/venue sorted, and personal circumstances.

Need to start thinking of a way to sort out who would actually be playing if you had considerably more than the number required. Dance-off?

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,57178.1700.html

iyam, fwiw i think hes a wum tbh, imo. etc.

Blimey, £22 is cracking value - or am I just accepting the ludicrous 5 a side indoor prices as the norm? In Darlo at least, anyway.

Wait! Reckless long balls are going to be encouraged? Right, I'm starting as well. F*** you all.

General question, is anyone actually quite good here? I fear if I ended up playing I'd not be up to standard! Mind, if you need canny passing/crossing of any kind as well as reckless shooting, I'm your man

Can we have a few people walking through the pitch in the middle of the game with a "COCKNEY MAFIA OUT" banner? Oh and hire a few professional knee-jerkers on the sidelines. Need to get some realism here.

- I bagsy the 'Defensive-Central-Moderate-Midfield-Right-Centre-getting-forward-a-bit' position. Or the 'Defensive-Central-Moderate-Midfield-Right-Very-Central-getting-forward-a-bit' position Is this a "yes please put my name down". Can't guarantee anything but I'd be interested, aye

- I bagsy the 'Defensive-Central-Moderate-Midfield-Right-Centre-getting-forward-a-bit' position. Or the 'Defensive-Central-Moderate-Midfield-Right-Very-Central-getting-forward-a-bit' position

Why's that? Because their fans have been through hell and back over the past fifteen years, yet the support has always been great. Don't really follow the "have great support thus deserve to have some luck" line. We'll agree to disagree.