Neil

Let alone 2-0 behind.

Stuart Holden on for Bolton.

Valencia should be winning this, let alone drawing, let alone 1-0 behind.

2-0.

Bolton lead.

What a grim night of football.

Might not have been my wisest bet, this.

3 goals after half an hour, going goal bonkers.

Boselli's one of those players I just assumed had left the Premier League but nope, still there at Wigan.

Got BTTS in the Bournemouth and Blackpool games.

Might have a dabble in the BTTS market tonight. Doubt I'll touch the results.

When the fuck did Ben Arfa say that why let facts get in the way of an agenda? Not that I'd take anyone with spelling like that seriously The opinion of the "commenter" in question has reached a level so worthless, absolute zero has had to be redefined.

Joe Hart and Jack Wilshere. I've come to the unscientific conclusion that they are self-righteous twats and generally unpleasant people.

I'd laugh a lot if QPR go down despite splashing ridiculous wages on mercenaries.

Pardew's Hitler? Pardew out.

That article.

Chelsea 3-0 Southampton Liverpool 2-0 Norwich Man City 4-1 Fulham Newcastle 1-0 Reading Swansea 1-0 Stoke West Ham 1-1 QPR Wigan 1-2 Sunderland West Brom 0-0 Aston Villa Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal Tottenham 1-2 Man Utd Southampton 2-2 Everton

Got a mate that's horrendous for that. Can have some good conversations, but as soon as you're sat watching a match as a neutral, for some reason it always comes to him trying to bait me. If I respond, I've bitten. If I'm quiet, I'm stressed. If I do the same to him though I just get looked and spoken at in the most condescending tone like I'm a 5 year old. Bores me rotten. Odd you mention stuff about conversations with other fans. Weekend just gone had 2 totally different experiences. On Saturday, I was watching the Everton match in town (all hail Greek TV) and of all places, Darlo, we bump into a Swansea fan. Ended up watching the match with him and talking for a good couple of hours afterwards and it was abundantly clear he knew his football. Talked about everything from the game itself, to how Laudrup's been doing, the Swansea-Cardiff rivalry, some funny tales, various different Premier League players/clubs, and the other usual sort of stuff. Really interesting to talk to him. Compare that to Sunday, when I went to watch the Man Utd-Liverpool game. Pub packed out with mainly Man Utd fans and a few Liverpool fans. Getting over the sad state of affairs that a Man Utd-Liverpool game gets the most fans out in Darlington, it was equally clear that the vast majority of them were fucking morons. Didn't know the first thing beyond "VAN PERSIE WHEYYYY!!!" and "VIDIC HAS BEEN CLASS THIS SEASON!" (he's been out most of the season so far). 2 completely different mentalities and attitudes when it comes to football. One with fans who clearly know their teams very well, and others who wouldn't know half the subs bench of their own team if they walked past them in the street. Sad.

Footballer in being a greedy cunt shocker.

So-so for me. 43, with Lambert and Cole © to play again.

Any idea roughly how long you'd have to cash a winning football bet in a Ladbrokes store?

Takes an effort to tackle so poorly.

Malaga will be pissed off about losing this. Yes, Barca have created chances which they do in near enough every single game they play, but Malaga have generally played well I think. The fact they're behind due to a ridiculously bad backpass won't sit well.

£12m-£13m for an extremely talented player who, I don't think it's crazy to say, could become one of the very best in his position if he continues in his current progression. Not bad. Wouldn't fit in at Goodison anyway, doesn't work as hard as Naismith.

no goals for 6 minutes 4/10, would not watch