Neil

I'd be ecstatic if I earned £800 a week let alone get an £800 increase.

Keep reading the first part of this thread title as "Watford - NUFC miles away" and think "well, yes, obviously they are." http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/216/7nTnr.png

So, the drinks are very much on you mate.

Sums it up nicely.

Pepe with some halting there.

Ramos off, shock horror. Never a 2nd yellow like.

Class comeback like.

Btw, cheers Sima. Cavalcade is my new favourite word.

Disallowed, lerl.

Nope. He's lucky to only be trailing Parky by one goal. If Cardiff wins, Parky wins the match.

Never has a game between Equitorial Guinea and Senegal been talked about so much.

lol wat

Alves goal reminded me of Henry vs Man City when you were 'behind' the shot. Lush.

I wonder who Mourinho will blame for being 2-0 down. Maybe his own players' utterly shit finishing?

That was alright.

As are Real's. Shameful on both sides, but more so Real.

These games take cheating to a new level, like. It's a joy to see the players (namely Messi) produce magic time and time again, but with serial cheats like Pepe, Ramos and Busquets on the pitch, it definitely does take something away.

Love that like - Ramos attempts to cheat to get Messi booked, so Messi goes and runs with the ball and sets up a goal. Madrid have no-one to blame but themselves.

GOL

It's taken 37 minutes and Pepe's finally turned into cunt mode.

Iniesta coming off injured it seems.

How are Madrid not ahead?

Fucking hell, Ozil so close to a bloody sensational goal.

...but away goals DO count in the Copa Del Rey.

Nah, football's fault for having 2 big games on at the same time.