Neil

BALE FFS

Bolton for the title. 3-0.

Ben Arfa already forgotten.

This. Took him out for VdV. Why didn't VdV take the pen either? Fucking spurs cunts. Especially KD. Aye, not happy. Put him in 5 games ago I think. He got an assist in his first game then has done nothing since. Get rid of him and within 45 minutes, a goal and an assist and no doubt some bonus points. What a twat. TWAT!

Bale assist, you utter fucker.

Bale you arse. Did nowt in the past 3 or 4 league games, get rid of him from my Fantasy team and within 15 minutes he goes and does that.

Great move. Bannan, to Young, to Downing, to Albrighton.

Macheda and Obertan - blimey that's poor.

Nice pen.

A team outperforming Man Utd isn't not only frequent now, it's now not unsurprising.

Fulham usually play some decent stuff. You'll have to be eagle-eyed with Dempsey like. They do, mind, have a fetish for draws.

Kiss of death but wasn't expecting much from this game. 0-0's a good shout. Just trying to make the game come to life.

You'd have taken 2 draws from Blackburn and Fulham at home? Doesn't quite sound right that. You can point to the fact you beat Arsenal away, and to a lesser extent us away as 6 completely unexpected points, but you simply can't rely on happening to play well against good teams. Sooner or later (probably sooner), you'll have to start winning the games you should be. I don't think you'll go down but failing to address the basics of winning against relative rubbish like Wigan or Blackpool will completely limit what you can do this season.

Come back Landon.

No need to be so negative. I'm fairly certain you know that's on the match they lost against Chelsea. Just blatantly lying about your devious pessimism.

Depends, 1-0 win for us or them? Nolan to score in a 0-0 draw was 100/1 at Ladbrokes - unbelievable value.

Fulham are a decent side. Better than Blackpool/Wigan/Stoke/Blackburn. Might improve your chances? Still think a low scoring draw.

No need to be so negative.

The best fans so far: (Number of fans/Average points) 1) Everton (51,133/509.4) 2) Newcastle (56,735/505.5)

"Can you see me wearing this poppy? Someone look? IT'S BIG ISN'T IT?"

"Mourinho, come back. Please."

Actually we've won more convincingly at their place than at ours since Pep is at the helm. 2-6 and 0-2 vs 3-0 and 1-0. Their home crowd makes them throw caution to the wind. Christ, is that 4 in a row? Pretty humiliating for Real. Barring the 1-0 last year perhaps, they were all pretty comprehensive too.

The ones at the SB seem to be the more open ones imo. Not that Barca-Real at Camp Nou is anything dull. Mind, I can see Madrid just looking for a draw/1-0 smash and grab. I wouldn't be surprised if they got it with you-know-who at the helm.

Is the one in 2 weeks at your place, VI? You seem to always play each other around late November, then again late March/early April; and the first one seems to always be at Camp Nou.

Greatly improved player, BAE. Still see him make a few daft decisions, mind.