Neil

I want to get on Stoke (3/1? 7/2?) but I have a feeling Liverpool will grind out something.

how come? I think they are lucky at the moment to be in the position they are, they have one of the weakest sides i can remember them having and i think Arsenal will be consistent until the end of the season and finish 2nd. IMO, Man Utd will come strong in the 2nd half of the season. Consistency isn't a thing I associate with Arsenal - it will be interesting to see how you do in some tough away games. Also, can you play badly and win? Granted, I've rarely seen United look so shaky.

Agreed, but since when have Madrid, at least in recent times, really thought about where players actually fit into the team? He'd just be another status signing, albeit extremely talented.

Let me carefully articulate my thoughts: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Haha, beaten 7-1 and through. Amusing.

McNulty: "If Liverpool have become more adept at anything in this desperate season, it is in their uncanny ability to discover new depths to plumb."

In training I think, but I doubt he'll be on a footall field for at least another month. Even then, he'll need a fair bit of match practice. Same situation for Arteta.

Fwiw, Heitinga has performed competently at centre-back recently.

I wouldn't trust Turkish clubs when they say they've signed full-backs. But if true, it appears nothing more than shambolic. Let's get rid of one of 2 fit (currently) central defenders. 750k is nowt, just let him go in the summer ffs. And believe it or not, he's done fairly well recently. Staggering.

He was going to Sunderland a week ago, like, definitely and stuff.

The correct answer was "aye alright then", Jonathan.

This reporter just slating Rafa.

Wahey.

Surely those who said there was no point in you attempting to get anywhere in the FA Cup have had a re-think? Shocks happen.

For once, fair play to ITV: "richly deserved victory". No getting away from it. Right oh everyone, what will Rafa blame this time?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jonny, fetch your headband.

They've been unlucky this season? Shit, more like.

Extra-time is the very least Reading deserve.

I speak deadly seriously when I say he is no better than Tony Hibbert. Solid in the tackle, hopeless going forward, and clumsy.

Reading to win it, then.

Seriously, don't post this sort of stuff, I'll just end up exploding. A lot.

Liverpool are an embarrassment of a "top 4" team.

Can't believe Nolan's done that like, red card after 0.3 seconds.

Ner ner ner, first reply. Edit: GRRR

Haven't done much recently so I think I'll return to betting ways at the weekend... mindful of keeping it to a double/treble though.