The Prophet

Wish we'd play him in centre back we should be building the defence around this fella.

They're a side playing with confidence but I'm still relatively certain they don't have enough quality to win the league.

Did I read correctly that we're yet to score Premier League goal without Remy in the side?

4-3-3: Szczesny, Coleman, Kompany, Koscielny, Shaw, Toure, Ramsey, Barkley, Hazard, Suarez, Sturridge

Storm in a tea cup, even if he is a tit of epic proportions.

I think they're bloody awful to watch.

CL teams dropping into the Europa League needs knocking on the head too. Makes an absolute mockery of an already poorly thought out competition.

I think our dynamic pass and move game might be too much for them, particularly when we come on strong in the second half.

Spot on.

Their team's manager is probably trying to facilitate progress to be fair.

'Alan, what's the weather like?' 'Mild and err... We might have trouble holding on to Remy and Tiote if the right bid comes in.'

Yeah but if we are doing well in the league and you get a last minute winner and only a give a 'meh', you are hardly happy with the way things are going in the league. Results went our way this weekend with Everton and Southampton both dropping points and i think it's only natural to want to finish higher than them even if it doesn't make a huge difference. Absolutely clueless . If you can't get yourself excited and jubilant over a last minute goal, you should look elsewhere for your entertainment. Doesn't matter if you are bottom of the league in the conference or 9th in the premier league or even playing Sunday league football, a 90th minute winner is simply euphoric. http://i.imgur.com/xl0oZ7s.png It's absolutely amazing isn't it? Brett, what are your thoughts about the long term principles and style Pardew has brought to the side? So even when we do lose a top player, it doesn't affect them too much...

Aye, Villa didn't create many first half chances.

Why would you say that ? Had a dip in form after his personal-life issues with a couple of random girls, and new contract got into his head, but seems totally committed in the game and very unselfish since December on the pitch. no more controversy off it either. A couple of examples now of him being selfish and ball greedy, as well as bad mouthing team mates that tell him as much.

Sterling's attitude stinks like.

Henderson plays well when Liverpool are playing well, he still goes missing when it matters. ...and yes I know he scored the winner today.

Nah, just shows no one would be surprised if he had though.

My feelings exactly.

I'm bracing myself for a relegation scrap next season.

Nice to know that you get sexually aroused by non sexual things, you need to see someone about that tbh. It's pretty sexual like, I challenge you not get even mildly aroused at the thought of him throwing in the towel...

It keeps us safe for the season and allows 11 games to show his pitfall, plus he isn't going to be sacked in anyway.

Seriously, the day this horrible troll he sells up I'm booking the week off work to nurse what will be an uncontrollable erection.

Honestly, why is anyone thankful for a result that further cements this monumental helmets place as manager?