The Prophet

Has this cunt been binned yet?

He quite clearly can. Not a great appointment though.

So he's basically cut out the middle man and has openly started mocking the fans, cunt!

Doubtful, Deschamps uses him a lot on the wing as an impact player off the bench.

France might actually play him in his natural position though.

He needs to be creative but not too creative. Work rate and defending from the front are a must.

I'll miss Sissoko's intricate wing play and his enthusiasm to cover the full back. It must be everything he envisaged and more when he signed for our mob.

Probably gets the plaudits he deserves like. Physical, above average Premier League centre back.

Laughed out loud at this, probably a defensive mechanism to hold back the tears.

It's almost inevitable Jonas will be back from freshly relegated Norwich with a 'like a new signing' tag.

Werner too. Really like the look of Durm at Dortmund too and think he'll have displaced Schmelzer by the end of the season at full-back. Was just about to mention Werner, can't see him staying at Stuttgart very long though. Did I read right Dortmund had signed Ginter too? It's odd, despite the talent they possess they rarely seem to bring through players themselves.

Is it just me that thinks Turan and Costa were ruled out too quickly? Hopefully a bit of smoke and mirrors from Atletico.

Max Meyer is going to be some player too, hope he stays put for the time being.

His appearances usually come from the bench so it's tricky to judge but from what I've seen he looks naturally talented but very raw as you'd expect. He can be really frustrating and has been guilty of overcomplicating things, but with the right coaching he could be a top player, much potential.

It's the whole attitude that stinks. It not just the media saying it's been too long for Arsenal to go without a cup it's their fans as well, they honestly think that. Sorry but no club is automatically entitled to success, no matter how big they are. I myself still don't think Arsenal are the big club people make out, sure they are in the top 4 every year and such, however their fans are the quietest there is. Their last stadium was nicknamed the Library, even by their own fans, they moved to a new stadium that holds 60k which has done nothing to create an atmosphere and they can't even fill the whole stadium. To me both West Ham and Spurs are the biggest clubs in London, Newcastle, Everton, even Leeds, and Forest and others are to me bigger clubs than Arsenal. I used to prefer it when Arsenal won things, it wasn't Man Utd glory hunters, and it wasn't Chelsea's millions, but when I realised their fans never actually cheered their team on and the Wenger 'Always the victim' effect started to become so ingrained with the club I just put them up there with the others. http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/4a/4aed72ad7fb39947bd95b5899beb4172d0fb7219f54e33d77788e7da08cb9648.jpg

Leverkusen have some cracking players coming through like, can see them like a few Joiman clubs (Schalke, Gladbach, Wolfsburg and Freiburg) being picked off during the summer months.

Fatty wants resale value.

A club isn't allowed two teams in the same tier so they'd stay put. They won it a couple of years back.

Tuchel has confirmed he's leaving Mainz. ...he's probably off to Schalke like even though he's denied it.

We're still a cracking stepping stone for players like Cabella, unless he's too creative of course.

Would you rather be the home team needing to win or the away team needing to draw?

You'd have to be one sadistic personality to go and attend this shower next season, put it this way: Your last relationship didn't end so well. You guys threatened to be good, real good. You hit the heights of backpacking around Europe and public relations but it was a whirlwind romance that ended in tears. Your new lass seems like the real deal, she's a bit mysterious, but she's totally into you. Then you find out she's cheated, you fight and while you don't completely forgive her you get on with it. This lady then decides it's time for you to meet her teenage son, you're apprehensive but what the hell? In for a penny in for a pound. Your first year as a family goes well, then you go on holiday. The holiday costs a fortune, after this you're girlfriend decides she never wants to do anything fun again, let alone go on holiday. Her son constantly reminds you of this, you can't even graze vag without the little cunt running in the room reminding you how much knocking her up would cost. Then, the bombshell, during this whole time it becomes she's been stealing from you and giving it to Derek from the office who she's had a long term affair with. Her son although appearing innocent has been covering her tracks. Then they start to ridicule you, they change your dogs name to Derek and they appoint a smelly delusional old fuck to guard your finances from his care home. They sell your BM and and replace them with a Skoda and... oh wait they never did replace that fucking watch did they? All this while her son knocks seven shades of shit out of you every weekend while telling you he'd change if science wasn't against him. You're reduced to a bored, beaten, bagunaless chump, while your mates on half your wage are having the time of their lives. Would you stay in that relationship?!

Next season is going to be a car crash, gone by xmas.

Surely it needs to be a team most fans can go, and you know...support.