The Prophet

Have we beaten them under Howe in the league?

One game to go...

It's not that he wasn't good, but he hadn't nailed down that left wing spot.

Yep, a lot of the lads who were against the ASM sale love getting stuck into him. When we eventually move on from Miggy and Longstaff, he'll be getting it in the neck. The truth is underneath Wor Flags and a loyal away following, we have amongst some of the worst fans in the league who love nothing more than getting stuck into their own players at any opportunity.

Any chance we could sign a mini-Joe in case of an injury?

The officials having a shocker today.

That's never a penalty.

Absolutely not. He's a young lad, learning his craft. He needs to play through his mistakes.

The red is as soft as fuck, but he's a moron for inviting the ref to make a decision.

Lucy Pinder disagrees.

Pope and Joelinton are massive players for us. God knows how many points they would have saved us last season.

He's a lovely little footballer, but you can see he's not a natural fullback.

Aye, the lads OK international duty understandably looked a bit leggy.

*Paul Mitchell slides into Steve Parish's DMs*

Need to freshen this up, they're camped in our half.

Everton 0-1 Brighton Hang on, just on that Everton no-penalty... In turns out there was a technical issue with the VAR screen so referee Simon Hooper wasn't able to see any replays. He overturned his decision on VAR's advice.

Apparently there was some dodgy goings on with the Everton non-pel.

That might be one of the most overdramatic things I've read on here

Probably a fair assessment on reflection.