The Prophet

The gap between the Premier League and Championship is enormous and this lot are bobbins. They'll be getting pumped more often than not.

It will be fun watching them get absolutely touched every week.

Aye, it's arguably the daftest thing about it. We all know what's coming.

The bloke who moves towards the ball is onside.

Why go to the screen you spineless little man?

It's the Twitter nonsense thread.

Fair. We've scored 68 goals this session (3rd highest in the league), last season 85 goals (4th highest in the league). That's been roughly in line with expected goals too. Generally speaking, I do think we need more players who are comfortable on the ball. It'll help our overall team structure and control of games. I don't think it's the essential trait for our right winger though. I think we're probably aiming for something like Klopp's Liverpool.

Personally don't think that has been an issue for some time.

https://www.propertynewsint.com/news/newcastle-united-plans-65-k-stadium-to-outsize-arsenal-s-emirates

I'm pretty relaxed about it tbh. We have no reason to sell, unless he really pushes for the move, in which case we'll ask for a daft amount of money.

It certainly would, they've done it before though.

The Daily Mail are reporting that they won't pay over £50 million. And relax.

They can go... Young, O'Brien, Keane, Mykolenko, Garner

These might even go with a back five. Either way, we should be beating them.

The club isn't doing itself any favours here. It's a thing of beauty...

Imagine it's the title on the line, Christ

Perhaps if he's in a full body cast.

I'd be amazed if Isak doesn't play.

Does Howe strike you as a whim and a prayer type of bloke?

He's in the new shirt promos.

Some bits in Hope's column: We like Rudoni from Coventry We're in the running for Delap We're debating bringing in a Technical Director