The Prophet

Who's said that like?

Shut up Pleat you silly old twat.

BOOM!

Aye nice one Suarez, cracking dive.

In other news, Douglas the Lurpack man has melted.

Too far man, too far.

Their mouths are stuffed with prawn sandwiches man.

Kranjcar's available isn't he? Worth a punt.

Why is Lovenkrands lurking around like a rapist?

Suarez is so talented, how a man can act the twat with so little effort is staggering.

What Liverpool need is classy leftback...

I reakon Tyler would slip Kenny a crippler like, he'd be like a rat up a pipe.

Shame Suarez hasn't been hit by lightening.

I'd be nursing a throbbing stot on for the rest of my days if that happened like. You say that but we'd still have absolutely no squad depth.

Agreed, shame he's a cunt.

In: Van Aannholt (Loan) Larsson (Free) Puncheon (Undisclosed) Adam Lallana (Undisclosed) Elmander (Free) Bothroyd (Free) Ronaldo McDonald (Undisclosed) Out: Krul (Loan) Campbell (Free Agent) Enrique (Not nearly enough) Routledge (Inevitable) Ranger (Loan) Dignity (Free tranfer) Hope (Undisclosed) Pride (Loan)

He really isn't worse than Lovenkrands like In terms of goal scoring ability he is.

Thought Nolan had a decent game today. Was actually noticable, which he definitely wasn't against Liverpool.

Depends who we buy.

Emile's gone batshit crazy.

Cracking penalty like.