The Prophet

The fact that people with no connection to Barcelona have became "fans" makes it somewhat amusing when their whole sense of reality is shattered. I find it diffiuclt not to admire their style of play, fantastic to watch.

Unsure why anyone would want Real to beat Barca like. Each to their own.

Madrid will just kill the game now I'd imagine.

Aye, he's only the best right back around like.

Good call.

Such a dirty game.

See Inter/Chelsea under Mourinho.

Burn him, burn him with fire.

Madrid have started well here.

Whoever he is, he'd be a welcome additon. In fact, we'd better change the formation just to make him feel welcome. It might have consequnces for the team spirit though, you can't be bringing in these quality players with a controversial past.

[insert players name] wants to join [insert clubs name]. How would you feel about him joining us?

Might have a daft punt on Chelsea to win the title.

May they realised there was going to be end product?

Slow boat to China more like.

Reports? There's two reports, one stating he's had his contract terminated, t'other claiming QPR are close to agreeing a deal. Hyperbole-tastic.

The Stoke game still gives me nightmares, unforgiveable 'performance'.

If it's going to set a precedent does it mean we're going to be rebranded 'Team Fat Cockney Penny-Pincher'?

When the alternative is going into the season with a 22 year old and a 35 year old with diminishing reflexes and the kicking ability of a spastic I know what I'd prefer.

Come to think of it, a forward pack of Elmander, Shola, Best and Lovenkrands doesn't fill me with confidence either. We need to spend some serious dosh.

Should be banned indefinitely for contributions to cuntism.

Even if we were to sign two first choice forwards, Shola and Best have shown they're always weeks away from some form of injury breakdown so I'd keep hold of Lovenkrands for the time being. I'd loan Ranger out, possibly flog him if a decent bid comes in.

Keep. Keep. Keep. Loan.

Eh? He's played nearly half our games this season hasn't he? It's not like people are writing him off. He's 22. I'm pleased with what I'm seeing, even if it doesn't live up to the jizztastic expectations of Palermo. Just needs some more experience under his belt. Like Keef, wouldnt' be best pleased if he's first choice between the sticks in 6 months' time. Even if it was a straight choice between him and grampa Steve?

I thought he had a proper defensive midfielders game. Broke play and kept it simple.