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I love Callum but really? Feels like it must just be based on goals scored rather than watching performances

Crying shame Jordy Clasie never played for us

Not sure if it's already been mentioned but thought this was an interesting stat:

Was thinking earlier do you think there's a dearth of marketable world class footballers at the moment? Obviously no one compares to Messi and Ronaldo but even just behind them I felt you always had some world class stars like Neymar, Bale,Iniesta,Xavi, Suarez, Ibrahimovic, Ronaldinho,Henry but I feel there's just a bit of a lack of players you can call world class these days. Mbappe, Kane, Vincius, deBruyne and Bellingham are up there and I've probably missed out some obvious ones but not sure if the threshold for world class has changed. Or maybe the sport is becoming more team and stats based so that we don't get as many world class individuals any more Or maybe I'm just talking nonsense and waffling

Despise these handball penalties

McTominay with a Longstaff run

Yes he played against Chelsea last season and hit the bar

Bournemouth and Lorient

I was saying boo-tastle

Bah Nico Williams obviously

Gagging for us to sign Inaki or Neco Williams and this to be our announcement video

of course

And Ritchie is?

Feel that's going to be the likely answer but thought there might be some rogue Bruno, Botman, Tonali answers

If you could only bring one player who is suspended/injured back for this match who would you choose

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcel_Bout

We've gone from top to bottom in 2 games

Do many teams have 3 senior central strikers? Genuine question I can't think of many in the prem

They've already played in Dortmund

Even though he's been scoring goals I don't think he's been at the races for a lot of games this season

On a scale of 1-11 too. Mapou behaviour

Who on earth does casual player ratings to 2 decimal places