Jill

Aye, there's being different and there's looking like a div.

Turd.

Howay lads, let's do 'em.

I've talked myself down from several really daft bets and ended up with £2 on Obertan anytime. About 10 minutes after saying I wasn't having a bet today.

Of all the players to pick who are 'wrapped up warm'.. Shola?! In a training jacket. What a puff.

Poyet's face brings out a violent rage in me.

I'm happily allowing my lad to play Xbox until kick off so I don't have to fucking see it.

Apologies in advance, I'll probably steal this for FB or Twitter tomorrow.

My eyes blurred this and the Ba thread title together and I thought he was off. Then I saw Chelsea.

Why? Wishful thinking on the part of most on here, I think. Very pleased this is all sorted at last.

http://i.imgur.com/IIEh7.jpg I'll let you have that one, you twat.

Did not get that at all. Was our best player today imo. Yeah I thought this too (in line with just about everyone else, it seems!) Was a bit surprised to see him go off.

Owen, and it's so galling that he was captain too.

Aye it's pretty uninspiring.

This is going to turn out exactly how I didn't want it to - a long fucking drawn out saga.

£1 - Crystal Palace, Leicester, Coventry & Torquay

In a fit of sensibility I voted for Nolan but could've easily picked Ben Arfa, Colo or Krul.

Anita played well in that position earlier in the season. For several weeks I much preferred him there to in midfield.

What a pair of divs.

I'm not a fan of him but another injury to anyone is never going to be a positive with the players we currently have.

What a pisstake.

It's not that I want him to leave as such, I've just been worn down by all this release clause crap and I want it to be over so we can move on.

it's a rare phenomenon when you can't actually decide whether Cabaye is the best looking man in view. I can confirm Cabaye is the most handsome man in the photo.