Jill

I think I'll stick my head in a Fortnum & Mason bag and sit this out.

"I'm away to Wonga for the match" "How do you get to Wonga from here?" "The teams are coming out at Wonga" Can't think of a sentence where you wouldn't sound like an almighty dickhead.

probably to fund mass production of more 'whey aye man' costumes. Bucket please - sick in mouth.

At least I have a mingin' old phone so I can't check in at Wonga.

Good thing it's past my bedtime and I'll wake up in a minute.

Sounds like a really unfortunate name for a dog. Oh god. Please someone block the media from printing wonga conga.

Fuck me sideways. Is it April 1st?

Nice start to the day.

Me too.

Lovely article.

I had £1 free bet on games, played roulette and came away with.. £1. Which I'm spending on: Blackpool, Leeds, Crewe, MK Dons, Southend, Plymouth

Monday night games.

He wins a penalty, Shola scores it.

That has to be bollocks.

This.

Fairly certain I did a face the other day when I found out that was the match today.

Just seen that first goal again on MOTD there. Class.

Well said. How did that old Sky Sports ad go? Part of our history, part of our culture and it will be part of our future. Something like that anyway. Admittedly a lot of it these days revolves around the people I see on match days, but I'd still go without all that.

Cheick and mini-Cheick They're gonna look so cute together. Fuck sake Jill Edit: Although I can imagine Tiote snapping some Reading clogger for fouling Bigi in a big brother/paternal protection revenge tackle. Well, it's sweet in a way. That is sweet. DON'T YOU MESS WITH BIGI, CRAZY FOO'!

Cheick and mini-Cheick They're gonna look so cute together.

Anita looks to be our best right back and should be playing in the position. Agree. Nothing against Perch, but I prefer Anita at RB.

£1 - Fleetwood, Chesterfield, Sheff Utd, Preston, Hull, Bolton.

I've heard the first couple of lines get an airing at times, no one seems to know where to go after that though.

Ours has. Not telling where.