Jill

Gameweek 15 Chelsea 3-0 Newcastle Brighton 0-1 Liverpool Everton 2-1 Huddersfield Leicester 1-0 Burnley Stoke 2-1 Swansea Watford 0-1 Spurs West Brom 1-1 Crystal Palace Arsenal 2-2 Man Utd Bournemouth 1-2 Southampton Man City 3-1 West Ham

Sent me over the edge into hysterics.

Gameweek 13 West Ham 1-2 Leicester Crystal Palace 0-0 Stoke Man Utd 3-0 Brighton Newcastle 2-1 Watford Swansea 2-1 Bournemouth Spurs 3-1 West Brom Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea Southampton 2-0 Everton Burnley 0-2 Arsenal Huddersfield 1-3 Man City Gameweek 14 Brighton 1-1 Crystal Palace Leicester 1-2 Spurs Watford 2-3 Man Utd West Brom 1-1 Newcastle Arsenal 2-0 Huddersfield Bournemouth 0-1 Burnley Chelsea 3-1 Swansea Everton 1-1 West Ham Man City 2-0 Southampton Stoke 0-1 Liverpool

Just saw it on Sky News. I'll neck a load of PCP if this happens.

Gameweek 12 Arsenal 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur Bournemouth 2-1 Huddersfield Town Burnley 2-0 Swansea City Crystal Palace 1-1 Everton Leicester City 0-2 Manchester City Liverpool 3-1 Southampton West Bromwich Albion 0-2 Chelsea Manchester Utd 3-0 Newcastle United Watford 0-0 West Ham United Brighton & Hove Albion 2-2 Stoke City

Off work all week, please something happen.

Scored for a free ticket for this. First match I've been to this season. So it'll probably be a hideous affair.

Gameweek 11 Stoke City 1-1 Leicester City Huddersfield Town 2-1 West Bromwich Albion Newcastle United 2-0 Bournemouth Southampton 0-0 Burnley Swansea City 1-0 Brighton & Hove Albion West Ham United 1-2 Liverpool Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Crystal Palace Manchester City 3-2 Arsenal Chelsea 2-2 Manchester Utd Everton 0-1 Watford

Poor match. Played out exactly as I thought it might.

Gameweek 10 Manchester United 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur Arsenal 2-0 Swansea City Crystal Palace 0-0 West Ham United Liverpool 3-1 Huddersfield Town Watford 1-1 Stoke City West Bromwich Albion 0-3 Manchester City Bournemouth 0-2 Chelsea Brighton & Hove Albion 1-2 Southampton Leicester City 1-1 Everton Burnley 0-2 Newcastle United

Gameweek 9 West Ham 2-1 Brighton Chelsea 2-0 Watford Huddersfield 0-2 Man Utd Man City 3-0 Burnley Newcastle 2-1 Crystal Palace Stoke 1-1 Bournemouth Swansea 1-0 Leicester Southampton 1-1 West Brom Everton 0-1 Arsenal Tottenham 0-0 Liverpool

Liverpool 1-1 Man Utd Burnley 0-0 West Ham Crystal Palace 0-3 Chelsea Man City 2-1 Stoke Spurs 2-1 Bournemouth Swansea 1-0 Huddersfield Watford 0-2 Arsenal Brighton 2-2 Everton Southampton 1-1 Newcastle Leicester 0-0 West Brom

Thankfully we've booked trains to accommodate that fixture but it's still a shitter if it happens.

16-8 Blues

Huddersfield Town 1-3 Tottenham Bournemouth 1-1 Leicester City Man Utd 2-0 Crystal Palace Stoke 2-1 Southampton West Brom 1-0 Watford West Ham 1-0 Swansea City Chelsea 2-2 Manchester City Arsenal 2-0 Brighton Everton 2-1 Burnley Newcastle 0-2 Liverpool

Wow. RIP.

Is it just me hoping this is building up to neesy getting drunk one night and coming on here and calling everyone on his team worse than shit?

Gameweek 6 West Ham 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur Burnley 1-1 Huddersfield Town Everton 1-0 Bournemouth Manchester City 3-0 Crystal Palace Southampton 1-2 Manchester United Stoke City 0-2 Chelsea Swansea City 2-1 Watford Leicester City 1-2 Liverpool Brighton & Hove Albion 0-1 Newcastle United Arsenal 3-0 West Bromwich Albion Edited thanks to the post below.

Bournemouth 1-1 Brighton & Hove Albion Crystal Palace 1-1 Southampton Huddersfield Town 1-2 Leicester City Liverpool 2-0 Burnley Newcastle United 2-1 Stoke City Watford 0-3 Manchester City West Bromwich Albion 0-0 West Ham United Tottenham Hotspur 3-2 Swansea Chelsea 1-1 Arsenal Manchester United 2-1 Everton

Hull were unmitigated wank that day. I still don't believe you're 16 I bet you knew plenty about wank at 16.

Going to Hertha BSC v Bayer Leverkusen in a couple of weeks.

Gameweek 4 Man City 1-1 Liverpool Arsenal 2-0 Bournemouth Brighton & Hove Albion 0-1 West Bromwich Albion Everton 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur Leicester City 0-2 Chelsea Southampton 2-1 Watford Stoke City 0-2 Manchester United Burnley 0-0 Crystal Palace Swansea City 1-1 Newcastle United West Ham United 2-1 Huddersfield Town

He was clearly limping after an early challenge and rolled/threw the ball out for the first few afterwards. Had my suspicions he was still struggling when conceding two in quick succession.

Gameweek 3 Bournemouth 0-2 Manchester City Crystal Palace 0-0 Swansea City Huddersfield Town 1-2 Southampton Newcastle United 2-1 West Ham United Watford 1-0 Brighton & Hove Albion Manchester United 2-1 Leicester City Chelsea 2-1 Everton West Bromwich Albion 2-2 Stoke City Liverpool 1-1 Arsenal Tottenham Hotspur 3-1 Burnley

Going to struggle to get to many West Allotment games now since they've moved to Woolsington.