Jill

Gameweek 29 West Brom 1-2 Arsenal Crystal Palace 2-1 Watford Everton 2-0 Hull Stoke 0-2 Chelsea Sunderland 0-0 Burnley West Ham 1-1 Leicester Bournemouth 1-0 Swansea Middlesbrough 0-3 Man Utd Tottenham 2-1 Southampton Man City 1-1 Liverpool Birmingham 1-1 Newcastle

Why do you say the first bit in an English way and the second bit in the French way? Should say Paris saynt jorman if you really want to be consistent. I'm with madras here, like, everybody says Paree, not Paris don't they? Everybody I know does anyway. To be fair the two S's merge into one, so you could argue I'm just saying Paree anyway. But it's not on purpose. Parisanjerman, sorta.

Gameweek 28: Bournemouth 0-1 West Ham Everton 2-1 West Bromwich Albion Hull City 1-2 Swansea City Liverpool 2-0 Burnley Newcastle 1-0 Fulham

Not many fixtures: Bournemouth v West Ham Everton v West Bromwich Albion Hull City v Swansea City Liverpool v Burnley Newcastle v Fulham

What can I say, I'm a team player...

Should've stuck with my plan... I can't even remember what that was, it was so many plans ago.

I'm having no involvement in any organisation, whole thing has been a massive farce. My ticket's in fucking Barnsley FFS.

Just make sure you are sat with Darren Time you picking us up? I've given up asking, it's a different answer every time. The latest was we're getting picked up to collect the bus at 10.30am so sometime after that...

Going to this. In the home end.

from bottom to top aye. Same for me as well.

Gameweek 27 Man Utd 2-0 Bournemouth Leicester 2-0 Hull Stoke 1-0 Middlesbrough Swansea 1-1 Burnley Watford 1-2 Southampton West Brom 1-1 Crystal Palace Liverpool 1-1 Arsenal Spurs 2-2 Everton Sunderland 0-2 Man City West Ham 0-1 Chelsea Huddersfield 0-1 Newcastle

Also why are we in bed with our dads?

Not shocked that Murphy made such a difference. Few around me in the bar were saying Mitro would be having a field day today but disagree with that.

So amused by that result. Awful start, great comeback and important win.

Team

Off to Ashington v North Shields today.

3-0

Gameweek 26 Chelsea 2-0 Swansea Crystal Palace 1-0 Middlesbrough Everton 2-0 Sunderland Hull 2-1 Burnley West Brom 1-0 Bournemouth Watford 1-2 West Ham Spurs 2-0 Stoke Leicester 0-3 Liverpool Man United 2-1 Southampton Newcastle 2-0 Bristol City

It's to my eyes what tinnitus is to my ears.

Typical Sky dross game, especially the first half. Lansbury though.

Flags look great.

It'll stay Sunday.

Rafa flag

Kalou. Knew he'd miss. Could've done with losing in normal time, I'm knackered.

Typical penalties for one of my teams.