Jill

Highlight of the match. I'm the most drunk person ever to attempt to report to work.

Shite logo that like. Know nowt about the company but it seems like it may be a patch job on what could be a decent shirt.

I consider myself a fan of other teams that I just like or watch out for their results, but don't consider myself a supporter unless I actively do what I can to support the team. I'd consider myself a supporter of Hertha Berlin because I go to games when I can, make an effort to watch as many games as I can, but a fan of little old Elgin City because I just keep an eye on their results from afar.

Sorry Jill I left the championship fixtures off Never even noticed. Newcastle 2-0 Barnsley Aston Villa 1-1 Brighton

Cheers, hadn't seen that yet.

Gameweek 36 West Ham 0-2 Spurs Man City 3-1 Crystal Palace Bournemouth 1-1 Stoke Burnley 0-0 West Brom Hull 1-0 Sunderland Leicester 2-1 Watford Swansea 0-1 Everton Liverpool 2-0 Southampton Arsenal 2-2 Man Utd Chelsea 3-0 Middlesbrough Southampton 2-3 Arsenal

Hope he gets the help he needs.

Gameweek 35 Cardiff 0-1 Newcastle Southampton 2-1 Hull Stoke 0-0 West Ham Sunderland 0-1 Bournemouth West Brom 1-2 Leicester Crystal Palace 1-1 Burnley Man Utd 2-1 Swansea Everton 1-2 Chelsea Middlesbrough 0-3 Man City Spurs 2-2 Arsenal Watford 0-2 Liverpool

Proper mad week this like.

3. Chuffed we're up and it was nice to get to some games again (went to none last season) but I feel like I've watched us in a lot of poor matches.

Gutted the mackem at work is on holiday this week.

Fucking get in.

Hate waiting around for us to play.

Definitely nowt to do with NUFC and I agree it would be a bad precedent if they got involved. There now, got me last programme and raffle ticket.

Relying on a hero I think but don't think anything is in the pipeline.

Last West Allotment match tomorrow.

Ah man, I hoped he'd pull through after hearing of his collapse. RIP.

Gameweek 34 Bournemouth 1-1 Middlesbrough Hull 2-1 Watford Swansea 0-0 Stoke West Ham 1-2 Everton Burnley 0-2 Man United Liverpool 2-0 Crystal Palace Chelsea 2-1 Southampton Arsenal 2-1 Leicester Middlesbrough 1-1 Sunderland Crystal Palace 0-2 Spurs Man City 2-0 Man United Newcastle 2-0 Preston

You've had the most correct scorelines over the past few weeks easily, 13 I think since I last updated. You should put a daft correct scoreline acca on with doubles, trebles and quads etc. Three correct scores on a weekend would get some cannny money. I don't know mind, my betting luck is hideous. I'm miles top of my Super 6 league, but I mostly put that down to actually remembering to enter every week.

Cheers Magpie. I was sure I'd have plummeted but I'm somehow doing better than expected.

Spurs 2-0 Bournemouth Crystal Palace 0-1 Leicester Everton 2-1 Burnley Stoke 1-0 Hull Sunderland 0-2 West Ham Watford 1-1 Swansea Southampton 1-2 Man City West Brom 0-2 Liverpool Man U 2-3 Chelsea Middlesbrough 0-2 Arsenal Newcastle 1-0 Leeds

FFS Wish him a speedy recovery.

Tottenham 2-0 Watford Man City 2-0 Hull Middlesbrough 0-0 Burnley Stoke 1-2 Liverpool West Brom 1-1 Southampton West Ham 2-1 Swansea Bournemouth 0-2 Chelsea Sunderland 0-2 Man Utd Everton 2-2 Leicester Crystal Palace 1-2 Arsenal Sheff Wed 0-1 Newcastle

A 4 man lapse in concentration with thousands of people screaming the correct rules at them.