Jill

Why was I looking forward to Friday night football. This is dull.

I'm not stressing man. I've got loads planned for tonight. .. a trip to the gym and then watching TV in my pyjamas.

Get in, I'd completely forgotten there was a match tonight. Good thing too because my Sky planner is pretty much empty.

One of the most inspiring fixtures I've ever heard.

203/209. Missed Parker, Ramage & Pistone who were all in more than one team. Seething.

Lose 2-1.

I only put the Portsmouth match on because I saw people complaining about the camera angle on twitter. They're right like, I feel like I'm playing on the wing.

Gameweek 2 Aston Villa 0-1 Man Utd Southampton 2-1 Everton Spurs 1-0 Stoke Sunderland 2-2 Norwich Swansea 1-0 Newcastle Watford 0-0 West Brom West Ham 2-1 Leicester Crystal Palace 0-2 Arsenal Man City 3-2 Chelsea Liverpool 2-1 Bournemouth Just going to pick my bolded games completely at random each week I think.

It looks like someone did a Faces of Meth version of Lisa Simpson.

I met one in New York in June. We recommended him The Firm. Hopefully the original? Of course.

I met one in New York in June. We recommended him The Firm.

Rampant and sinister is the best phrase I've read in ages.

Keep me in the loop. Highly tempted by this actually. Keep me updated if anything is getting sorted? We are dying for a few nights away somewhere.

It'll be weird not being a season ticket holder, but I'm confident I've made the right decision. Morpeth Town v Bishop Auckland for me this weekend.

Dat shopping.

I'll still come and watch/timekeep/heckle/photo.

That was outstanding, thank you for the memory.

You got: £20 million You’d fit nicely into the current reserve setup.

Man Utd 2-1 Spurs Bournemouth 1-1 Aston Villa Everton 1-0 Watford Leicester 0-1 Sunderland Norwich 1-2 Crystal Palace Chelsea 3-1 Swansea Arsenal 2-0 West Ham Newcastle 1-2 Southampton Stoke 0-1 Liverpool West Brom 0-2 Man City

Sold out, but then we don't know if that was 50 shirts or 5000. Hope it turns up.

Player A man. Are they bringing on Option 1 at half time?

Comical.

Adidias? Is that one the Benidorm market brands?

I reckon I'll have one of them like.