Jill

Switch the TV off and keep drinking.

The red card must be soon.

I never thought my nightmares would involve Peppa Pig and Snapchat.

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87p on Sunderland & West Ham. Boredom bet.

Still another half to go.

I'm on 8.5 now.

height=300http://i100.independent.co.uk/image/30639-1nq8hyf.jpg[/img] I know love, we feel the same.

Fucking pigs Should change your name to Peppe Pig tbh.

They're peppa'ing our goal.

Because Carver/Ashley/Newcastle etc.

We're getting way better at being shit. Next week we'll be coming out onto the pitch already 2-0 down.

Even by our standards man.

Might just leave the Derby match on.

Awful news.

Class, I'm doing one like.

Gameweek 35 Leicester 1-0 Newcastle Aston Villa 1-1 Everton Liverpool 2-1 QPR Sunderland 1-2 Southampton Swansea 1-0 Stoke West Ham 1-1 Burnley Man Utd 1-0 West Brom Chelsea 2-0 Crystal Palace Spurs 1-1 Man City Hull 1-3 Arsenal

They use templates they're not being personal enough, they don't use templates they're not being efficient enough. Poor cunts can't win. In keeping with the theme set by the players on the pitch then.

Got the standard "you can't cancel but if the direct debit has been stopped there's nothing we can do" email this morning, as did my friend who cancelled. Wor lad's had nowt yet despite us all emailing at around the same time (and the two emails we got are different.. you'd think they'd have a template by now).

Class to hear that atmosphere at Bournemouth.

Bet you now I get fuck all back and the two people I've just mentioned it to are both successful.

Shy bairns get nowt, might pop into the bank and give it a go.

There were aspects of all 3 for me and I've finally packed it in.

Class. Might try it. Never done a claim before though, was it straightforward enough? Did you have to give a reason?

Might send Shearer round with it. Don't answer your door unless you're expecting anyone.