Jill

I declare this a celebratory Double Decker.

I was out for a meal earlier and my auntie, who doesn't follow football, said there shouldn't be any non-Geordies involved with the club at all. I bit my lip so hard I drew blood.

Pardew's pressing F5 on here like the rest of us and waiting for page 700 before he signs.

Just get it signed, ffs.

I'd really struggle to make any positive comment about him. He seems to dive in stages and I thought Harper was slow.

Absolutely woeful.

Feel rough as fuck today, can't be arsed. Therefore we'll win 4-2.

If they'd announced this I would've drank through but I'm mid-hangover, fuck off Pardew.

Sneakily checking for updates just in case.

I wonder what theme music he'll use when he returns tomorrow during the match and starts hitting people with chairs.

I have a very disturbing mental image of Woodman crying on the ground and grabbing onto Pardew's leg as he leaves, snivelling "DON'T LEAVE ME BOSS!"

Hopefully he's a rebellious little turd who never does what his dad tells him.

Fucking Woodman.

If so...ban hammer time. This place is too delicate for jokes right now. http://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=150035&page=75 Someone did post it on there.

I can't help laughing at the idea of Pardew being unveiled at a press conference where they've forgotten to inform and invite the press.

Aye there doesn't seem to be anything to back up this press conference at 4 like.

I was going to pop out for an hour at 4.... maybe not.

This is bullshit.

Reveal dead on 1pm please, that seems a reasonable time to have my celebratory drink.

How is it possible to make such a basic image so terrible?

They need to bloody announce this so I can stop having to start my morning conversations by saying "is he gone yet?" Got a glass of red wine waiting as soon as the announcement is made since I didn't have a celebratory tipple the other day.

Dave.

I've encountered plenty of our own fans who just thought it was a pisstaking logo/sign and hadn't actually looked at the website until I asked them if they had.

Banhammer tbh

Pop into the box office in the ground, they should be able to locate them with that information and print some off there and then. Go earlier in the day tho, dont leave it last minute. Was going to say the same. With Christmast post/people who've paid and arranged to collect it might be busy.