Ishmael

Anyone who genuinely believes Given is a better goalkeeper than Hart really need to start questioning themselves.

Brilliant news.

The midfield he selected today would be torn to pieces against a decent side.

Still a massive yes here.

What a man. Mugging people left, right and centre all day.

Tiote, Jose, Joey

3 points

We've dominated but West Ham are dire.

Have been afk for most of the half and I feel the need to get some Tiote, Barton and Enrique loving in... Jose Barton Tiote

Nolan in the centre, Barton on the right. Christ, this is not going to be fun to watch.

Well played Mike.

Argh, our midfield is a fucking shambles.

Tiote <8

How did they get so much space down our left?

I think so.

The principle at United has always been that no player is bigger than the club. Wayne Rooney is now bigger than Manchester United.

United suckered into paying an excessive contract for a player with (to me) an uncertain future.

JOSE

Nolan having the midfield engine speciality is hilarious.

Wait... why would anyone care about this 'petition'? Irrelevant ramblings of a sad panda.

This. His positioning is fucking awful You mean he was caught out once? Yeah. Dave close and delete this reactionary bile please.

Perch did well today tbh.

Routledge was subdued today. I wanted him off at half time for Jonas.

Who's clever idea was it to allow Carroll to 'mark' Jones on set-pieces? Dejected.

WRONG.