Ishmael

Really didn't want to spend my time picking up on silly suggestions.

Are you shitting me? Dyer?

Balotelli is exactly the kind of player that shouldn't be mentioned in this thread. Well played.

I don't want people to list the likes of Torres because he's having a poor season by his usual standards. I'm after the lowest of the low, players who really should not be plying their trade in the upper levels and who should rightly be relegated into the murky depths of the football league. We can just compile a list or maybe one for each position? Perch an obvious start, no?

Perma-ban - seriously? Whichever mod decided to do that needs to remove it and get down off their high horse. I don't rate Messi as a poster, but to ban him for such a triviality is fucking pathetic.

Only 12 hours late AND after the original story was seemingly retracted? Bravo Daily Mail, bravo.

Rafa is free?

Wouldn't take either in place of Barton but I'd certainly take both over the other midfielders we have on offer* *not Tiote or Nolan of course

Maybe individual technical superiority, but the standard of the majority of the sides is laughable.

Anyone that rates La Liga as the best league must only watch Barcelona/Real Madrid matches and choose to ignore the feeble opposition, right?

Team of the Year: Inter Player of the Year: Milito Young Player of the Year: Carroll Goalkeeper of the Year: Cesar Defender of the Year: Lucio Midfielder of the Year: Sneijder Forward of the Year: Milito Most Improved Player of the Year: Coloccini Year to Forget: Torres Player to look out for in 2011: Manager of the Year: Mourinho Best League: EPL Worst League: La Liga/SPL (tie) Most Improved League: no clue Favourite Football Moment of the Year: Ben Arfa vs Everton Biggest Football Disappointment of the Year: Ben Arfa leg break Most Shocking Moment of the Year: See above Fairly week effort on my part. Feels rather generic.

Will re-emphasize just how little confidence I have in Harper's creaking frame keeping goal for the first team.

Yet to see one real and believable quote.

That's superb

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackpool/9300866.stm Holloway

Did not expect those responses

Ban-hammer, for being an ignorant racist imo.

WTF is this shit?

Crude gestures are rightly punishable. No defence really.

I'd be more confident in Krul keeping clean sheets than Harper's extremely rigid frame.

My last home game saw Luque score. I think I win. (or lose, depending on the angle)

What a man.

David Brent

Sacked Allardyce Appointed Keegan Pissed him off by bringing in Dennis Wise to buy his players behind his back Brought in Joe Kinnear (haha) Brought in Alan Shearer Completely stopped giving money to managers Renamed the stadium after his company Sacked Houghton after he was doing well Publicly whinged about his treatment from the supporters and made a grand announcement about how he will sell the club (still hasn't). Help me fill in the gaps.

I can't justify Hughton's sacking on the basis of our poor results this season as they coincide with us missing key players. It's wasn't managerial deficiency that lost us those games, it was a lack of first team depth. Pretty certain our complete no-show yesterday was a result of the players being well aware of Hughton's imminent departure.