Gotta say, I know it's a bit sad, but I can't help but laugh at the way the careers of all the deserters have gone.
Given: Warming City's bench, desperate to move.
Owen: 5th choice striker, career pittering towards an end.
Martins: Already been moved on, turning into a journeyman footballer and is struggling in Russia.
Beye: Villa reserves.
Duff had a good season and Bassong is doing well, but he's like what, 4th/5th choice CB for Spurs?