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Why does this cunt keep pulling numbers out of his arse ffs?

The absolute state of that cunt in the Hawaiian still celebrating an offside goal.

de Jong is shite tbh, wish Ben Arfa was still our #10

Surprised he hasn't got himself a Belgian passport since he's been there 3 years edit: apparently they made it 5 years in 2013, didn't know that, but apparently 3 is still OK if you have 'exceptional merits in the fields of sport, culture, or science'

McManaman as well FFS. Pulis is a fucking terrorist.

Who gives a fuck, really?

4am in the UK, which is worse tbh

Very unlikely

Ah here it's not real apparently, some guy makes them. it's fucking beautiful though. Why can't Nike and Adidas just hire this guy?

wew

Fuck this bump

Fuck off with your logic, 'Elliotman'. If thats even your real name that is.

Signing for Spurs ffs

Mitrovic was born in 1994. Serbia and Croatia were awarded in 1991. Ah right, Wikipedia caught me out, someone best change it before it starts another war. Nah, Wikipedia is right. FR Yugoslavia was the successor state that followed SFR Yugoslavia. Was renamed Serbia and Montenegro in 2003. But Serbia and Croatia are not the same country since 1991. So, Mitrovic was born in Serbia and Maric in Yugoslavia. Yeah but Mitrovic was born in 1994 when your country was known as FR Yugoslavia (Federal Republic of Yugoslavia). Maric was born in SFR Yugoslavia (Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia). I know they weren't born in the same country, but what I'm saying is Wikipedia is correct (where Fenham Mag got confused).

Mitrovic was born in 1994. Serbia and Croatia were awarded in 1991. Ah right, Wikipedia caught me out, someone best change it before it starts another war. Nah, Wikipedia is right. FR Yugoslavia was the successor state that followed SFR Yugoslavia. Was renamed Serbia and Montenegro in 2003.

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Aye, but thats cos this is what SJP looked like in the early 90s http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/supergeordie/sjp/early90s.jpg

Come on then...enlighten me.... Well first the BT Journalist and now this. What you need to realise is that the internet is not full of normal people, but weird potential Breiviks and Adam Lanza's who spend their days pretending to be professional footballers and journalists while they plan their massacres.

Creased

hindu I'm starting to think you really don't know how the internet works

They don't count, unless you want to register them as one of your homegrown. Obviously most of the time you'd rather have an U21 player not counting towards the squad but clearly if he's a great player and you need to fill them it makes sense to use him to fill one of the slots.

Apparently he's insisted many times he was born in 1990, but his age has been fiddled by various agents in order to further his career (as the article explains).

Guessing its already been posted but he openly admits his age is wrong which is pretty hilarious http://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/01/sport/football/age-african-football-mbemba/