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Allen is no more a 'class act' than Mark Davies or somebody like that is. I actually enjoy watching him play because he's a neat and tidy player on the eye. But he is overrated because he's a British player who doesn't shit his kegs in possession of the ball. Not worth £15 million in a month of Sundays and never will be.

Vorm has a penchant for the hollywood save. Still remember one game on MOTD where he made two routine saves with ludicrously exaggerated dives/acrobatics and was getting praised no end for them. Was completely daft. Good keeper though, very good distribution.

Good news.

Ner

Probably sell Agger to pay for it.

What in the actual fuck?

Arsewipe.

Try telling Sol Campbell that.

Rather not be coming back in a coffin, mate.

There's actually a ridiculous amount of Eastern European sides in the draw. Azerbaijan and Dagestan FFS. Piss off to AFC.

Anzhi would be a horrendous away trip and tie on the whole. Would like to also avoid Bursaspor, Feyenoord, Dnipro and Dinamo Moscow.

Cheeky twat.

get out

My prediction is Dudelange.

yurup heres we come

Didn't he say a month ago Carroll was in a local hotel waiting to sign? Yep, proper fucking gobshite.

The jovial manner inwhich Everton have approached Hibbert's testimonial proves that it should be possible for Shola to have one.

Surely we had multiple squads worth of shitter players in the years we spent in the 2nd division.

Definitely hasn't. Wasn't counted officially anyway.

Teams that are hosting tournaments plummit down the rankings through not playing competitive matches in qualifying. Daft.

You rarely see players playing sunday league or 5 a side that size. He must be on fuck all for Hartlepool to put up with him.

He was rated higher than Henderson at one stage when he was at the mackems. Just a lazy fuck. He did the skills school thing against him on Soccer Am too.

I was assuming he meant somebody who started the game the way he phrased the original question. The 'old' bit threw me as well.

Looking at the starting line-up I can't think who it could be - but Luscombe came on on 75 minutes? He's ex-mackem youth player who has been fat as fuck since he joined. Likes a drink and has pissed away a decent career.