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We only really need someone to score a few tap ins etc. He's only a stop-gap. If we give him a 3 year contract I'd be gutted, 6 month one and I'd be pretty happy.

Ah, nice one. They'll all be young 'uns I assume so I dunno how they'll sort out the work permit issue.

How do you know that binnsy? I know he is showing Beardsley his DVDs like but didn;t think anything would come of it.

Ashley was the driving force in extracting a staggering £35 million from Liverpool for 22-year-old Carroll. And I can reveal that the fee included £30 million paid in cash immediately – AND a 7.5% sell-on clause guaranteeing Newcastle a windfall if England striker Carroll moves on from Anfield. £30m upfront is amazing but to also get a sell on fee for this deal is incredible IF true. The Journal also said it was £30m up front this week as well.

Had a look on a Liverpool forum to see what their reaction to this 'news' would be. 'would be just our luck'

That pic is class. I wonder what is going through Tiote's head when he's staring at the fans going mental.

If anyone on the field could have scored that goal I would have chose Tiote. BOOM BOOM BOOM CHEICK THE TOON!!!!

SSR, one the best posts in internet history

I'm tattooing myself black.

He never gave up. At 4-0 I saw him encouraging others. Top man, does the shirt proud with his attitude/effort.

Can we clone Tiote before this game?

Yep. We should remember to call him Nile and not Carl. Not that one

Never has the Sir Bobby Robson quote been more apt.

They should lose 37 games a season. Win this one. Edit- lose 36, I'm an idiot.

I'm not watching but I imagine he's a poor man's Tiote.

And since one of those you mentioned (Routledge) has gone and another home grown one has gone, where are the replacements? Many people have already said it but we should have been buying player BEFORE Carroll was sold, now that we've lost him as well just makes the whole thing even more embarrassing.

If anyone buys the programme today can they tell me whether it has another 'what price a flutter on 6th place' from Ashley?

Signing young, hungry players is great. Where are they though?

Another young, hungry player with a chance of re-sale profit. It's the Ashley model at its best.

He's got no power as you say. He was desperate for the job coming with the situation he was in. There's plenty of managers who can bargain with/blackmail owners but Pardew can't...

Not saying it won't be true but Luke Edwards is a big mackem t***. Dunno if he's mackem really, but he hates Newcastle. He's from London and supports Leyton Orient. I just meant mackem because he hates us really. He's a knob either way.

Not saying it won't be true but Luke Edwards is a big mackem twat. Dunno if he's mackem really, but he hates Newcastle.

Yup, not available in England. Please recreate the interview in paint with captions please.

Nice eyes, tidy hair. Good physique.

Pissed off with Ben Arfa as well. And Tiote is just a card magnet. The sooner we purge the club of contaminated effluent like this the better. I understand the sentiment of the post, but Tiote is actually an overly aggressive card magnet who needs to stop being an idiot. Good player, but does some foolish things. There's been at least two or three of his cards which weren't even bookings. What is he supposed to do? He's hardly an idiot.