Interpolic

Weighing up whether to believe some ITK gobshite on a Hull messageboard and hoy a couple of quid on O'Leary at 20/1.

Went for Fitz Hall. Nah, I went for Coloccini, mainly because we'd have been knackered without him. He's been out injured very rarely since he arrived here and his performances have been spot-on all season, a massive reason why we are where we are.

It'll be interesting to see who they get in. They're probably bargaining on a new manager's honeymoon period saving their skin, but their squad's pretty crap and it won't work if they get a useless manager in. I can't think of anyone out there that would take the job and would keep them up. I notice Megson's the early favourite on Bet365, followed by Curbishley and Dowie.

I'm dying for something like this tbh. I'd pay about a tenner a month for it, I'm fed up with how unreliable illegal streams are.

then he may have put in abetter cross to the ridiculously unmarked best or carroll. Aye he might have - it was just that he swiped at it desperately because he was under pressure and it came off.

We were lucky there like - if Taylor hadn't have been getting closed down so quickly he'd have never even crossed it in.

Fuck yee, Clem.

I don't hate Motson like most on here do, but I wish he'd shut the fuck up saying "Drogbar", so annoying.

I always mean to ask you VI - are you a fully-fledged NUFC sympathiser yet? A plastic. Good answer.

I always mean to ask you VI - are you a fully-fledged NUFC sympathiser yet?

Didn't see the match (just the highlights) but the open goal Higuain missed was unreal, not that that's any excuse like.

Who would you pick instead of the two-time transfer requesting, ship jumping prick? Why is he 'ship jumping'? It's not like he's a Newcastle fan, he saw a better offer and left, as most players do. He probably had some decent offers during his time but decided to stay put. He was solid for us and never gave anything less than 100%; I don't understad why some football fans think that players with no connection to a club have some sort of loyalty to stay the?re. Would you commit yourself to your current employer for life? So he's a quitter. Again, who would you pick instead? Shaka Hislop? Worth a shout surely. It's worth a shout but it's a bit harsh like - he was a good guy and was trying his best and that, he just shit himself.

Was looking for pics of these 2 but it seems The Sun beat me to it with this lookalike. http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00814/Andy_Garcia_and_Dim_814720a.jpg Andy Garcia Dimitar Berbatov Garcia looks the spit of Berbatov in Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead.

Throw out all your Futureheads CDs and Peter Kay DVDs. This is the way forward I think - symbolic hoying of stuff with remind you not to bet on their match again. Haven't got anything with Peter Kay and the only Futureheads I've got is in digital form. The symbolism of throwing a folder on my computer to the bin doesn't sound very dramatic Ahhh fair enough. Next season I might put it in my sig - "Teams who've fucked me over this season" - with dates and that, as a constant reminder.

Throw out all your Futureheads CDs and Peter Kay DVDs. This is the way forward I think - symbolic hoying of stuff with remind you not to bet on their match again. Would an imminent trip to the bathroom for a number 2 satisfy that theory for Bayern flipping Munich? Only if you've not got the film Munich on DVD.

Throw out all your Futureheads CDs and Peter Kay DVDs. This is the way forward I think - symbolic hoying of stuff with remind you not to bet on their match again.

I guess words can't describe how annoyed you are at them? Got no way to tell now. I know. That was the joke. Aye fair enough, I was just helping it along. Cambridge ftw.

I guess words can't describe how annoyed you are at them? Got no way to tell now.

I just lobbed my Oxford thesaurus out of the window. Twats.

WEST BROM ARE DRAWING NIL-NIL.

Lots of players out there played for the England U-21 and ended up never playing for the senior squad, take a look at Carlton Cole, absolute gobshite before Zola came in, and look at him now, being selected/considered for England and being a much better overall player. Just shows you a player can really blossom under the right guidance, Carroll is the same case for me. Curbishly tbh. That's also the most bizarre usage of the word gobshite I've ever seen.

am pretty sure if rotherham played oxford they'd find away for it to be neither a victory for either side or a draw. This sort of thing should be in the OP.

I wasn't aware. I haven't won in a while now like.

Be careful with Bury: they've drawn their last 3 games 0-0 (2 have been at home) and I bet them to win 2 of them the fuckers. They'll probs win but I thought that with the others. Looking further back they won one 1-0 and lost one 1-0 so there have only been 2 goals in their last 5 games. Anyway, might as well continue the losing streak: Arsenal, QPR, Notts County, Oxford, Stevenage. Fiver wins around £42. Oxford 2 down at half time, all the others looking vaguely likely, fuck's sake. http://thumb11.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/445636/445636,1250366497,1/stock-photo-businessman-tear-paper-35319022.jpg

Tell me you didn't...please... I did tell him.