Interpolic

GET IN. Fucking brilliant finish that Shola, smashing stuff.

I think Shola finds being in an offside position to be a sexual turn-on or something, can't think of anything more logical.

Ian Darke.

Sunday 9th May, same day as the last day of the Premier League. Cheers. If they get there I'll be there. Sod's law last year - I'm based in the South atm but I'd already booked train tickets to be back in Wallsend. I've been to the new Wembley for an England game and I'm really hoping the Bay get there so I can go see them. Howay the Bay and that.

I'd fucking love to see Blef 'howk' Louise Taylor like. Would pay good money.

i like that phrase Me too, very good.

That was a fucking nice goal by Nasri like.

What date's the final?

Been looking through this thread again, and I nominate this for the best entry ever. The attention to detail is absolutely spot-on, it's inspired. Edit: wtf looking at this page I'm just reiterating Mowen's sentiments, never realised. Well never mind, that one is the best for me, smashing.

Cheers. Nah, I've no skills to speak of. I don't know how to use PhotoShop and my job doesn't involve owt like like that. I don't even draw on MS Paint. In a drawing contest on Paint you've beat me hands down Baba, no bother. I just muck about with shapes and that. Phil Brown for example was just a big fucking orange egg. I just used the circle function, a crowd scene in the background, etc. If you want some kind of tutorial, let me know - I've ample time to pass on my MS Paint wisdom.

1) It was a trumpet 2) Kenny D signed him Fucking hell interpol. Christ. 1) I know it was a trumpet now mate. Unfortunately I can't change my September foolishness now, we're stuck with a saxophone. I believe the image will pretty much fucking do. 2) I know Dalglish signed him, man. The Football in Paint entry was alluding to that anecdote that went round saying Bobby used to call Nobby and listen to him play trumpet on the phone. I regarded that as fact and painted it in, erm, paint.

Remember when Tony Adams claimed he was offered the Celtic job and they were like "what the fuck". http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/scotland/article6419377.ece

:lol: Nice.

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/6236/carrg.jpg Right, I'm calling it a day for a while, fucking hell.

The idea of movie posters and stupid puns has given me a not altogether welcome new lease of life on MS Paint. http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8969/westi.jpg

I don't think Baba meant it like you're thinking tbf. I think he's saying it's an example that would terrify any gay footballer, rather than being critical of Fashanu himself. Feel free to correct me though Baba.

Re: that Carroll thing - I was just going to do the heads to begin with but it looked like 'Lock, Stock and... 2 members of The Strokes'. http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4520/carroll1.jpg

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1572/carroll2.jpg

So what are we discussing now? I mean.. You say some players still fancy history over money, I agreed. I said Man City have the potential to buy whoever they wanted (given the players they would be buying would be wanting money over history), you agreed. The arguments you've presented have been quite ample imo. As far as I'm concerned, if the Man City owners keep pumping the money in they'll be a staple of the top 4 for many years, whether it begins this season or not. They've drawn far too many games this season like, and it'll be interesting to see what happens with Mancini in the summer.

Can't believe Celtic like.

Put an unstoppable 10-way on, just waiting for the money to roll in from this one tonight tbh. Selections 1 Tottenham @ 8/13 2 Aston Villa @ 8/13 3 West Brom @ 4/9 4 Chelsea @ 2/7 5 Blackburn @ 1/1 6 Cardiff @ 10/11 7 Celtic @ 1/3 8 Barcelona @ 1/10 9 Inter Milan @ 1/5 10 Valencia @ 4/9 Multiple Bets 1 x 2.00 10 Folds Stake: 2.00 Potential Winnings: 92.07

West Ham / Boro / Ipswich / Southampton / Colchester / Stevenage - £3 pays around £45. Also put 50p apiece on 3-1 Newcastle (18/1) and 3-2 Newcastle (28/1).

Ah right, fair enough.

You fucking what? What kind of shop was it?

You nicked that off Michael Scott off The Office, admit it. And your original thread title was hysterical. Really well played all round.