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Anyway, do you reckon that caretaker manager will get the Villa job then?

Messi is six goals away from drinking piss. Is he? Oh, he is aye. He's also 38 goals away from eating shit. I missed the 38 goals thing. What's the story on that? What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 8 goals? I'll piss in a cup and drink it. Righteo then. Oh, now I have a sig. It's too big I think - I wanted to use all of it as well.

Messi is six goals away from drinking piss. Is he? Oh, he is aye. He's also 38 goals away from eating shit. I missed the 38 goals thing. What's the story on that? What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 40 goals? I'll shit in a bowl and eat it. What if Nolan gets 8 goals? I'll piss in a cup and drink it. Righteo then.

Gutted man. It was brilliant as well, just fell asleep with the little man to some Disney crap. Only meant to go for an hour, and now it's 3 hours later. Terrific result though, what the fuck? This is the new "quick Jill, eat something" surely. You have a responsibility to kip through games now.

Messi is six goals away from drinking piss. Is he? Oh, he is aye. He's also 38 goals away from eating shit.

Tbh it's only been since Christmas that he's really, really looked the part. Always clearly had something though.

Didn't happen. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67405.msg2180912.html#msg2180912 Alreet. Two tossers. Shearer must have had money on a Carroll hatrick, no?

Amazing to think that on a day when we beat Villa 6 fucking 0, there are people coming on here to wheel out their petty bullshit.

You said you were drinking a pint of piss if Nolan gets 8 goals, remember. Sorry if that puts a bit of a dampener on your day like.

Get in. What a day.

Carroll MOTM in the ground, rightfully so. He's came on a lot in the last 12 months man.

I heard Andy Carroll's name getting chanted to the 'Andy Cole' song earlier on. Is that a new one then, never heard it.

Not my thing mate.

I just saw Xisco's torso.

Jesus Christ, what's going on.

Yes!

Fucking hell! What a goal, get in.

What?

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/3508/interruptingdoctor.jpg Better? That's class.

Dear me.

I've never fully understood the concept that this sort of person exists. What sort of person are you thinking of? Gerard Houllier. Be Perfect for the Role The second things go a bit wrong though it's 'Houillier's replacing Hughton', - this happens all the time in this situation. Even happened with Avram Grant at a club like Chelsea when everyone thought he was a no-hoper, although I know he's good mates with the Russian.