TLDR. No offence, might read it later.
http://www.tribalfootball.com/england-players-give-world-cup-match-fees-charity-845521
I know it's Tribal Football but I've heard in various places they weren't getting paid match fees.
It's supposed to persuade you we're going to win the World Cup
And even then the most positive tagline they could come up with was 'Maybe. Just maybe'. Should be updating it throughout - at this point it should be 'Fuck no, never. Maybe if all the other teams die'.
If David Blaine ever gets AIDS he can take heart from a vanity point of view. Because he'll look exactly like Clint Dempsey and he looks OK.
http://www.firstscience.com/SITE/IMAGES/editor/27/blaines.jpghttp://www.fifa.com/imgml/tournament/worldcup2010/players/xl/207851.png
(Pre-AIDS / Post AIDS)
First time Switzerland have made me feel anything, the feeling being "the Swiss are fucking cunts". You cost me a hundred and thirty quid you fucking Swiss flaps.
Slovakia, because I've got them in the sweepstake.
Also, this lass at work is Slovakian and she was genuinely delighted today - she never expected them to get through for a second.