Interpolic

Fucking hell Andy, nice one. That's got to be the highlight of your Sainsburys career.

Things will get better, don't worry. Take Me Out is on later. Yeah I'm a mere few hours from the highlight of my week, no doubt about it. Disappointed if you didn't see that was a Partridge reference btw.

I've been stuck trying to fix the flusher on my toilet while listening to this rubbish. A metaphor perhaps... for... good evening!

How the fuck did it take around 3 minutes between the offence and the red card? Fucking ridiculous that.

I proper love Ian Darke. He took a break from football commentary for a number of years so whenever I hear him it reminds me of the 1993/94 season and also boxing. He sounds like he's well into it and seems to know his stuff. Love Ian Darke, me.

Allardyce gracious in defeat there as always. Serious lack of class - didn't give Villa any credit whatsoever and just moaned about the referee.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8470595.stm

Good God, it's just absolutely nowhere near in.

Ashley's making friends again, eh.

I agree with this aye. I like nufc.com, always have done.

Haha, the Renford fucking Rejects. I had forgotten that thing ever existed, cheers.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6931/nobbybobby3.jpg

Owen was clearly gutted that Diouf scored there like.

Kaizero by public demand ffs.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D another one: "Thinking positively - We lost by 5 goals, but we scored a couple which is better so comparitvely lets say that equated to a 4-0 loss. I'd have taken 4-0 at the start of the day." Everything about that is funny.

Get the fuck in.

This is uplifting stuff to watch.

2-0 Chelsea, mackems wide open, shocking.

Off that forum: Really?

How unfortunate. It doesn't look like it's going to get much better for Liverpool any time soon like.

Haha excellent.

Goal, get in.

If are too many accents like mine then it will feel totally wrong. In what way? Well I'd be expecting the majority of Newcastle fans to sound like they are from Newcastle. If they all talked like me it would be surreal. Oh right aye. For me it was dead weird being in the middle of London and being surrounded by Geordie accents. I'd not been home for a while so it was a bit surreal.

If are too many accents like mine then it will feel totally wrong. In what way?