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She just referred to Leicester as the tigers, no thats the Rugby team you stupid bint. What are Leicester again, the walkers?

God it's just so bad. Normally I'm out on Saturday, or letting the lass watch something so I just watch it on iPlayer and skip to our match and a few others. They're just talking absolute bollocks man, what are they playing at? We got 60 seconds there, tops. I'm actually a bit pissed off.

This coverage is a disgrace. Why is that baldy twat talking shit for 10 minutes more important than me seeing replays and proper commentary? Joke, I'm a mug for even bothering with it.

Can Ashley not ban Clem like?

How the host nation of a World Cup are automatically seeded first in the draw. Some ridiculous teams like South Korea, Japan and now South Africa have been seeded recently. Seedings should be about merit, and one of the Pot 2 teams should be in Pot 1 instead of bloody South Africa. I've just thought actually - I suppose the host nation has the disadvantage of having not played any competitive games in 2 years in some cases, but still - top 8 seeds should be the best 8 teams.

I don't know - I'm kind of conditioned to dislike most other teams now. West Brom and QPR are alright.

Clem.

Lizzy is Satan.

How early do you lot reckon Newcastle will be on tonight then?

Hull at home would be interesting.

I'm English if that helps. One down.

If that's true it's terrible of course, but I seriously don't know how Bent gets away with having a Twitter account and posting the stuff he does. It's potentially very damaging.

Smith and Nolan kicking off at each other.

Random hatred of Swansea? Do they not deserve to be where they are atm, like? So where's your excuse for the supposed celebration of your fellow Everton supporters at OUR relegation last year - at their away match, Why the hell should that cause Everton fans to celebrate ? We're 3-0 up and you're still going radge about something! I don't think Neil can answer for all Everton fans btw. He's expecting us to answer in the same vain isn't he ? And I'd say I'm answering on behalf on Newcastle fans - why do you think differently ? And why should being 3-0 up (I'm at work and didn't have a clue) make any diff to that ? Do you think Neil wouldn't defend an Everton fan's response ? I'd never dream of trying to speak for all Newcastle fans, no. And I presumed you were aware of the scoreline given that you're in the match thread. And I'm normally quite chirpy when we win, so I presumed you would be as well. Anyway you've got Neil's response - I actually agree with a lot of the stuff you say about the press but you're a bit mental.

Random hatred of Swansea? Do they not deserve to be where they are atm, like? So where's your excuse for the supposed celebration of your fellow Everton supporters at OUR relegation last year - at their away match, Why the hell should that cause Everton fans to celebrate ? We're 3-0 up and you're still going radge about something! I don't think Neil can answer for all Everton fans btw.

"The bleached blond hair of Pintado decides to take a shot" according to Mick Lowes.

I think it's a tactical sub.

Football will be the winner according to Ricky Tomlinson.

Is Pancrate pronounced a bit like Karate?

Class. Should ask him if it's an indisputable truth that Watford missed a pen.

Was Enrique playing though?

Enrique - now officially big in Wales.

On here? Well yeah, I don't know any Swansea fans. I didn't have anything big in mind, just something along the lines of "haha and they said they were going to come up here and give us a game. And they haven't and that".

1 more Fair enough.

When is it safe to start mocking Swansea fans for their pre-match confidence? Too soon?