Interpolic

Clarky's just sound as fuck.

Shut the fuck up Clem.

Interpolic's Football League Show rants continue! I completely agree by the way. It was worse last week given that they only had to cover one league. I just think that if they're showing minimal highlights then it's because they've got too much to pack into it. Fair enough - so less of the bullshit. 10 minute highlights for the top game and just the goals for the rest - I realise they won't have as many cameras at the grounds as for Premiership matches but this must be like MOTD was 25 years ago or something.

Great goal Pancrate. Do you know what it is, it's the little things about this show that bug me. If you're pushed for time, why the fuck do I need to see some daft, little kid waving a flag about and the teams coming on to the pitch when you could fit another chance in or something?

I was just about to put this in the 'things you think are great but you're supposed to hate' thread. Then again I loved it when Ljunberg used to do his interviews in fancy dress.

I'd be a bit peeved right now if it wasn't for Pancrate.

What a pass by Milner, awful marking though.

Will be on Iplayer after the Championship nonsense show later tonight. Be quicker and easier watching SSN. Righteo, cheers.

Do they put these goals online or do I have to watch SSN?

Thought you'd like that one.

Haha get in.

It's not ideal though, is it mate?

Charlize Theron is fucking demented.

I keep misreading the thread title as 'Robert wants to return - NOW'.

Bring back Margaret.

Pretty gobsmacked at that like. Seriously, what the fuck? He's made about a million mistakes and that's not one of them. Karen, I think you'll find that the North East is generally very welcoming to people from elsewhere in the country, hence the reason why so many go up there for Uni or work or whatever and fall in love with the place.

Also with Owen: the constant 'will he or won't he play for England' shite, his clear desire to prioritise England over his employers and the speculation about him moving on each and every single bloody transfer window. Much of this shite was exacerbated by his general attitude and he was way more hassle than he was worth. Does that make him biggest waste of money though? I'm stuck just listing reasons why I hate him.

I said Owen as well, don't know if my extreme dislike for him influenced my vote though.

Haha, what a spiteful bump.

I don't know if he has you know.

Ahhhh I remember that match, I was in the Tanners.

I'm all for something along these lines, as time wasting does my head in.

Don't put ideas in his head, he's great at penalties but if he tried to dribble it (even into an empty net) he'd shin the fucker out for a goal kick at best. Good point, areet then: if you've ever eaten an apple whilst on a bike you get a pass so you're allowed to take performance enhancing drugs.

I'd do anything that benefits NUFC basically, stuff like: Instead of using goal difference, places are decided by the most grey seats in the teams' respective stadiums. Penalties: if you've ever eaten an apple whilst on a bike you can dribble a penalty kick into the goal if you fancy it. Put a weight limit on football club owners so we could get rid of Ashley, while also avoiding Shepherd. Ashley would have to give the club away for nowt in the present circumstances, them's the rules. Nolan goals count double. Special guest referees like Jimmy Nail, Ant and Dec can be linesmen.