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Someone's going to say it so I might as well get in quick. Is it not just that he's absolutely shite?

Wasn't watching the match to see the incident like but

'Different' is my dad's way of saying I look like a twat and we both know it, he was a diplomat in a former life.

Oh, dad! What? Just sounded like something my dad would say. He's always using words like 'modern' or 'a bit mod' or 'jazzy' to describe things. Sounds like my kind of er...dad. My dad's one is 'different'. What do you think of my Jesus look dad? 'Aye, it's different'. Always different.

Get your ears cleaned out mate. He said '2000, for Arsenal' oops. It's still a really pointless statistic - he was in Spain from 2001 to 2009, in which time he was pretty unlikely to score a goal in England.

It was cringeworthy. So many commentators don't seem to have the self-awareness to go "here, I sound like a bit of a cock here actually".

"What a waste of money" seems a pretty old-school chant these days.

Cracking finish.

Yeah exactly. Even if all countries agreed to it, exchange rates and differing legislation mean that it could never be a level playing field.

Eh, surely they'll just go somewhere else. What difference does it make?

Spurs - Leeds. Started late. Cheers. So the first game is the one that was on live on free TV only five hours ago. Nice one. They always seem to do it. At least today they featured the biggest 'story' of the day, not usually the case.

Fucking hell Andy, nice one. That's got to be the highlight of your Sainsburys career. Which Sainsburys? Heaton? Shiremoor? The one near the Benton training ground, whichever one that is.

Fucking hell Andy, nice one. That's got to be the highlight of your Sainsburys career.

Things will get better, don't worry. Take Me Out is on later. Yeah I'm a mere few hours from the highlight of my week, no doubt about it. Disappointed if you didn't see that was a Partridge reference btw.

I've been stuck trying to fix the flusher on my toilet while listening to this rubbish. A metaphor perhaps... for... good evening!

How the fuck did it take around 3 minutes between the offence and the red card? Fucking ridiculous that.

I proper love Ian Darke. He took a break from football commentary for a number of years so whenever I hear him it reminds me of the 1993/94 season and also boxing. He sounds like he's well into it and seems to know his stuff. Love Ian Darke, me.

Allardyce gracious in defeat there as always. Serious lack of class - didn't give Villa any credit whatsoever and just moaned about the referee.

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Good God, it's just absolutely nowhere near in.

Ashley's making friends again, eh.

I agree with this aye. I like nufc.com, always have done.

Haha, the Renford fucking Rejects. I had forgotten that thing ever existed, cheers.

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