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Wrong decade. And I considered Domi too - good player Fair point. Going to edit it to 'either back Robson or sack him that summer, anything but undermining him by telling everyone it was his last year in charge'.

1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE: Given if you're allowed keepers, Woodgate if not 2) BEST MIDFIELDER: Solano 3) BEST STRIKER: Shearer 4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER: Shearer 5) BEST MANAGER: Robson 6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER: Owen, had high hopes. Loads of others though - Duff, Emre, Luque, etc 7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED... Michael Carrick 8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO... Milner if we weren't going to replace him, and we didn't 9) BEST HOME GAME: 8-0 vs Sheff Wed 10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME: 3-1 vs Arsenal 11) WORST GAME: Liverpool at home last year wasn't much fun 12) BEST GOAL SCORED: Shearer vs Everton 13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED: Duff's og vs Villa was typical and catastrophic, and typically catastrophic 15) BEST HAIRCUT: :colo: 16) WORST HAIRCUT: Cordone 17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER: Will go for Jonas 18) UGLIEST PLAYER: Acuna 19) DIRTIEST PLAYER: Smith 20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE: Given, Beye, Woodgate, Bassong, Enrique, Solano, Dyer, Speed, Robert, Shearer, Bellamy 21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL: Tricky that like, I'll go for less as it doesn't seem possible to scale the heights we have without a shitload of cash these days 22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE: Either back Robson or sack him that summer, anything but undermining him by telling everyone it was his last year in charge

I think this has been a canny match actually, wasn't expecting much from it.

Blah, blah, blah... fuck off, it's beyond boring.

Love that like. Edit: and I may just use this as an excuse to browse this majestic thread again.

Outstanding by Coloccini again, he's oozing confidence atm.

Get in Shola.

No point bringing him on, he'll only Potter around. Fucking tell me about it, dad jokes are sneaking into my conversation like a motherfucker.

Would Mark Bright have done any better with that chance Lita had?

No point bringing him on, he'll only Potter around.

Brad Jones is sick of his life.

Exactly. Clueless sub, should have been Pancrate or Taylor on.

Good cross by Gutierrez just then.

He's been canny this half I think.

Dirty fuckers.

Baubles man ffs. Who cares.

It's brilliant how he's a 'guru' in public relations and yet everyone thinks he's a twat. Never actually thought about the irony of that. Much of what he does is glorified lying anyway, always hated him. Edit: speaking of irony, I work in marketing.

I wish Max Clifford would fuck off. Talentless wideboy cunt, who only ever states the obvious but goes on like he's a genius.

Off topic (sorry mate) but last Christmas I got my dad the first NUFC programme after he was born. Got it from the Back Page for about £6 - Mark Jensen suggested it (I know Mark anyway because I used to sell The Mag for a bit) and my dad loved it. Obviously some programmes will be more expensive than others. Btw the match was Cardiff at home. We got beat 4-0. Edit: I mean Mark suggested it when I was in the shop btw. He was working there, maybe he partly owns the place or something.

Alonso's lass is canny like, mix between Penelope Cruz and Carla Bruni.

Wow. Edit: Oh Dave, already said wow, fucking immense that like.

Yep, glad they showed Nolan getting off the team bus and some Newcastle fan wearing a wig or else I mightn't have realised we were watching football match highlights. Fuck this 'setting the scene' bollocks when they're pushed for time, honestly.

Kaboul you fucking idiot.

Cracking finish Tevez.