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I keep misreading the thread title as 'Robert wants to return - NOW'.

Bring back Margaret.

Pretty gobsmacked at that like. Seriously, what the fuck? He's made about a million mistakes and that's not one of them. Karen, I think you'll find that the North East is generally very welcoming to people from elsewhere in the country, hence the reason why so many go up there for Uni or work or whatever and fall in love with the place.

Also with Owen: the constant 'will he or won't he play for England' shite, his clear desire to prioritise England over his employers and the speculation about him moving on each and every single bloody transfer window. Much of this shite was exacerbated by his general attitude and he was way more hassle than he was worth. Does that make him biggest waste of money though? I'm stuck just listing reasons why I hate him.

I said Owen as well, don't know if my extreme dislike for him influenced my vote though.

Haha, what a spiteful bump.

I don't know if he has you know.

Ahhhh I remember that match, I was in the Tanners.

I'm all for something along these lines, as time wasting does my head in.

Don't put ideas in his head, he's great at penalties but if he tried to dribble it (even into an empty net) he'd shin the fucker out for a goal kick at best. Good point, areet then: if you've ever eaten an apple whilst on a bike you get a pass so you're allowed to take performance enhancing drugs.

I'd do anything that benefits NUFC basically, stuff like: Instead of using goal difference, places are decided by the most grey seats in the teams' respective stadiums. Penalties: if you've ever eaten an apple whilst on a bike you can dribble a penalty kick into the goal if you fancy it. Put a weight limit on football club owners so we could get rid of Ashley, while also avoiding Shepherd. Ashley would have to give the club away for nowt in the present circumstances, them's the rules. Nolan goals count double. Special guest referees like Jimmy Nail, Ant and Dec can be linesmen.

You've got a point like. The moaners in the ground get dead restless when we keep the ball, influencing the midfielder to try to thread it through the eye of a needle and then when it doesn't come off the moaners go absolutely mental.

That must have took some balls, to go against the grain like that. Sometimes you've got to stick your neck out mate.

I decided to vote 'no' now, with hindsight. No, I'm not happy.

I don't see how Wenger can moan about Van Persie getting injured when he sold Adebayour, didn't replace him, and Van Persie has a clear track record for being injury-prone. I realise they're different types of players but any fool could see this situation coming a mile off.

Jesus was useless on crosses. very good.

:lol: I'd suggest re-designing the colour variations though. That aqua-blue is just GHAAAAAAAAARSTLY. Fair point, aesthetics aren't quite there yet, need to use Office 2007 at work. Keefaz was right like tbf, I only rant and rave when I've had a few. In the morning I'll be like "you did a pie chart? And you want to watch a football show with a stopwatch? Forget it, move on". Hmmmm just judging by the daft bints hair i reckon she'd be a cracking shag. By the hair?

:lol: I'd suggest re-designing the colour variations though. That aqua-blue is just GHAAAAAAAAARSTLY. Fair point, aesthetics aren't quite there yet, need to use Office 2007 at work. Keefaz was right like tbf, I only rant and rave when I've had a few. In the morning I'll be like "you did a pie chart? And you want to watch a football show with a stopwatch? Forget it, move on".

I've done me chart, but if you've any suggestions for improvements let me know. I might actually do this Points of View thing. http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2742/charta.jpg

FYP. You think you know me so well.

I'm actually doing this chart on Excel.

"As a mindless drivel hater..."

Get yourself on Points of View. Canny idea that. Need to actually buy a stopwatch in that case though - I knew nobody on here would hound me about my empty rant, but I'd maybe have to be a bit more thorough if I was to formally complain. Pie charts would be good.

Fuck this. I'm staying in again next week with my stopwatch, timing how long we see footballers playing football and how long we see amateurs talking absolute wank. I'm a bit slow on the uptake with my Football League show rage, but it's all coming to me at once and I'm well fucked off!