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If that's true it's terrible of course, but I seriously don't know how Bent gets away with having a Twitter account and posting the stuff he does. It's potentially very damaging.

Smith and Nolan kicking off at each other.

Random hatred of Swansea? Do they not deserve to be where they are atm, like? So where's your excuse for the supposed celebration of your fellow Everton supporters at OUR relegation last year - at their away match, Why the hell should that cause Everton fans to celebrate ? We're 3-0 up and you're still going radge about something! I don't think Neil can answer for all Everton fans btw. He's expecting us to answer in the same vain isn't he ? And I'd say I'm answering on behalf on Newcastle fans - why do you think differently ? And why should being 3-0 up (I'm at work and didn't have a clue) make any diff to that ? Do you think Neil wouldn't defend an Everton fan's response ? I'd never dream of trying to speak for all Newcastle fans, no. And I presumed you were aware of the scoreline given that you're in the match thread. And I'm normally quite chirpy when we win, so I presumed you would be as well. Anyway you've got Neil's response - I actually agree with a lot of the stuff you say about the press but you're a bit mental.

Random hatred of Swansea? Do they not deserve to be where they are atm, like? So where's your excuse for the supposed celebration of your fellow Everton supporters at OUR relegation last year - at their away match, Why the hell should that cause Everton fans to celebrate ? We're 3-0 up and you're still going radge about something! I don't think Neil can answer for all Everton fans btw.

"The bleached blond hair of Pintado decides to take a shot" according to Mick Lowes.

I think it's a tactical sub.

Football will be the winner according to Ricky Tomlinson.

Is Pancrate pronounced a bit like Karate?

Class. Should ask him if it's an indisputable truth that Watford missed a pen.

Was Enrique playing though?

Enrique - now officially big in Wales.

On here? Well yeah, I don't know any Swansea fans. I didn't have anything big in mind, just something along the lines of "haha and they said they were going to come up here and give us a game. And they haven't and that".

1 more Fair enough.

When is it safe to start mocking Swansea fans for their pre-match confidence? Too soon?

Tab time, bloody hell. Daft as fuck.

Haha, the Welsh commentary's went to some bloke in a studio doing a round-up. Sore losers.

I didn't wana quote the link just in case Yeah I was a bit pissed off having to listen to the Welsh perspective, but it has its benefits actually.

Yes

Get in Harewood.

Interesting. Aye I went to watch the Man City away match (3-3, 95/96) when Tino elbowed Keith Curle. And later on, he nutted him.

I'm 25 and he's my favourite Newcastle player ever. He is underrated by many though, you're right - mad really as he was a regular for England for many years but that was slightly before my time so I don't know how he performed.

Just got round to reading this, dead entertaining and well-written. Will read the other one shortly, good work!

On a similar note, have you seen Ricky Tomlinson on SSN all day today? What a knackerjob. "I'm a red so I reckon Liverpool will win but the important thing is football is the winner. Whether Liverpool win, or Everton win, football will be the winner on Sunday". What the fuck?

If it's wacko, I saw him on here the other day talking about pissing on a monkey.

Bit simplistic surely - they're paying out Champions League wages because they expect to qualify for it.