Interpolic

Maybe Ashley was a massive fan of Dream Team on Sky 1, and got withdrawal symptoms when it was cancelled and had no option but to recreate his own version. Dream Team was fucking ridiculous. There have been loads of things happen at SJP, sorry sd.c@SJP, that had they happened on Dream Team I'd have went 'that's fucking ridiculous'. At least Harchester United had Linda Block, instead we get Del the Cock.

wiki said that Basle's St. Jakob Park was named after SJP. So now do they move to sportsdirect.com @ St. Jakob Park?! Probably too crass for them.

I first read that without the word 'it' and it seemed like such a fantastic idea. The Times: THIS IS BOLLOCKS, The Guardian: BOLLOCKS @ ST JAMES, The Chronicle: NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS, HERE'S SOME MORE FUCKING BOLLOCKS. The Mail: IMMIGRANTS HAVE CAUSED THIS BOLLOCKS. Or: THANK GOD DIANA ISN'T ALIVE TO SEE THIS BOLLOCKS YOUR TAXES ARE PAYING FOR THIS BOLLOCKS PAEDOPHILES ARE GROOMING YOUR KIDS TO LOVE THIS BOLLOCKS

I first read that without the word 'it' and it seemed like such a fantastic idea. The Times: THIS IS BOLLOCKS, The Guardian: BOLLOCKS @ ST JAMES, The Chronicle: NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS, HERE'S SOME MORE FUCKING BOLLOCKS. The Mail: IMMIGRANTS HAVE CAUSED THIS BOLLOCKS. Or: THANK GOD DIANA ISN'T ALIVE TO SEE THIS BOLLOCKS

I first read that without the word 'it' and it seemed like such a fantastic idea. The Times: THIS IS BOLLOCKS, The Guardian: BOLLOCKS @ ST JAMES, The Chronicle: NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS, HERE'S SOME MORE FUCKING BOLLOCKS.

Are media outlets legally bound to call it this bollocks?

Tw@s tbh.

Well the quandary they're in is that nobody can 100% believe a word they say, because they're proven liars.

It's twitter, not the encyclopedia britannica. I have explained I made a mistake. He's not. He used to write for 'The Mag' in the early nineties. He has also written for the Legion of Light. Think we have established I made a mistake ok, sorry and all. You nearly wrecked a man's reputation is what you did.

Name and the position? What about best YouTube search terms, etc? So you'd prefer loan signings at the moment. We can only make loan signings you twat. This guy hasn't got a clue at all. Stop talking about kids, man. Every club signs a few kids here and there, that's a given. You just like them because they're cheap (as opposed to these blockbuster £1 million signings you're on about). Christ alive.

Hope he's not a mackem, or at least that the postal strikes will stop my love letter from reaching his desk if he is one.

Whether people want the screen or not, this is fucking embarrassing. Did we hear the ins and outs of how they budgeted for screens at White Hart Lane, Wembley, Highbury when it was around, etc? I remember Chris Mort going on about a screen a while back and saying it would cost a fair whack. Other clubs would just do it or not do it rather than going on about it in the press, and this is yet another thing that makes us look like complete amateurs. They just can't do anything right. I'd love them to start doing stuff right because I'm bored of being fed up with them, but they're just completely fucking useless.

Good read.

Massive let off.

Next sub: Harper off for Guthrie, you heard it here first.

Another striker, fucking hell!

Because he's incredibly shit Stop stalking me you fucking loser. He has all the composure in front of goal as a jew hiding in the loft while the Nazis come for inspection Surely they were unbelievably composed? 6 million say no

Played, lads.

He's already playing for a top 4 side

Cryin Taylor's a really solid Championship player like.

Get in.

Fuck!

Scintilating stuff, fucking hell.

Buttmegged.

Ryan Taylor always looks like he's just found out that his dog's died or something.