Interpolic

Rafa mentioned something about him having not to believe his own hype and he's been on the bench since, maybe he's started acting like a pimp or something behind the scenes.

I can't see her. I'm next to the roleplaying section though. She's apparently made her way "to help out with the war flags"

savvyflyer.boom

Something not right at Stamford Bridge like

Been spotted downstairs in Forbidden Planet on Grainger Street.

Aye sorry, I thought that as soon as I posted it Suppose the players probably don't really give a shit how often they get paid.

Real Madrid pay their players every six months as well, don't they? Remember hearing that in Beckham's day anyway. Wonder what the benefits of that are.

Stifler, our insanely niche interests correspondent.

It's a Knockaert

Happens every year, doesn't it?

You're right there actually, fuck him.

Exactly. "Newcarsoo can't compete with the likes of Southampton". Amazing we put up with shit like that for so long when periods like this show what the club could be capable of.

it's a good'un like

Such a load of absolute wank.

Today's the day, lads... got next week off so last day in the office for a while

DAVE

"COCK PISS PARDEW" imo

Have they given Ashley horns? I'm all for it like, not complaining. Just checking.

It's a piss take of the Liverpool one, innit

ABORT

Moved to 3:30pm Fucking typical.

Seems like Kieron Dyer has unrealistic expectations for NUFC tbh. Deluded cunt.

Would assume the portion sizes over there are a key motivation for him.