Interpolic

First time he's made me laugh in years the other day, when he put down Paul Scholes. The delivery is pure Dr Evil (1:06 in).

Pretend he's called Troydini

One injury from starting then. No fucking thanks. This is his level. Weird that these 2 know-it-alls didn't actually know it all, at all.

Even if we re-invested it, our record with incoming players is that patchy that you're better off sticking than twisting if we're talking about a player that plays a lot, is steady and contributes.

Cheers for the update.

FFS

So negative, Mole.

This. Wasn’t sure if it was just where I was sat as I’m normally in and around the strawberry corner but the Leazes east corner was terrible. I was in the Leazes East corner as well and you're all absolutely right with the posts above. Atmosphere was unrelentingly toxic from our lot from about 15 minutes in. Shouting and balling at players whatever they did.

Hughes on the escalator

Hope his request is impolitely rejected.

I'm fairly indifferent to Burnley tbh. Same, totally ambivalent.

Crumbles, innit.

Yet another reason why we need this takeover to happen, so this guy doesn't outgrow the club and we can build our defence around him for years to come. Besides his obvious ability and commitment, we have too many shrinking violets in the side and the leadership we get from him is vital to us.

"Yer da's favourite keeper" Rafa must be playing one of the wingers number 10 then, probably Ritchie. Bizarre how Perez is up on his own though, mind.

Spot on.

Triple captained Kane. Fuck it, he who dares fucks up and moans about it.

Marquee Marcus Bent

How big a doubt is Kane due to this illness he has? Tempted to make him triple captain with him having the 2 games.

Reading his post was like watching this That video has elevated that to easily one of the greatest promos ever delivered. Really helped me get my head around what he was saying.

Don Hutchison on Goals On Sunday just now: "I'm not Mike Ashley's biggest fan, but results on the pitch are not his fault" 2+2=5

Yeah it's brilliant, that.

Well it's a right carry on actually thinking before posting but somehow some of us manage it.

Need to remember too that not only was the summer transfer window a disaster, the window before that we bought nobody whatsoever, and the window before that we sold players we could get decent fees for and bought a load of players primarily to get us out of the Championship. The squad is a pathetic reflection of a wilfully negligent transfer policy that goes back years and years now.