Interpolic

Imagine his sad little face

It's a real pita what it's become

Honestly feel like our transfer activity last summer was more exciting than this has been.

I do that as well Haha I've been doing that for ages! Thought I was the only weirdo though. Rollin' by Limp Bizkit fwiw. Same as this

I'm no big fan either but at least he can wear a shirt, unlike a sack of cash. We'll doubtless get the money in installments so we can't/won't even spend much of it anyway.

Lewis Libson more like

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N-O and Daryl Murphy need to get a fucking room tbh.

£20m for Walker £30m for Lukaku £40m for Coutinho In old money probably. There's nowhere to go with it. In the current market you'd be paying half a billion for Messi tbh. Everton paid 28m for Lukaku 3 years ago and he's scored over 70 goals since then. Fucking hell, aye. You've got a point. No need to be so shocked m8

Yeah, when you think Torres went for 50m 6 years ago now and he'd been out of form for the previous 18 months, was regarded a daft fee though mind.

£20m for Walker £30m for Lukaku £40m for Coutinho In old money probably. There's nowhere to go with it. In the current market you'd be paying half a billion for Messi tbh. Everton paid 28m for Lukaku 3 years ago and he's scored over 70 goals since then.

Probably got put off Reina when they heard the asking price was only 4m

We are sort of doing it the wrong way if we're hoping non-PL clubs will pay inflated prices. Suppose they've just sold Lacazette.

“Thank God that we are not in the Europa League this season" - Alan Pardew.

A Scanner Darkly for me like.

Why don't we just buy his twin as well if it's only 4m man, Ashley really is an evil cunt - add splitting up twins to the ever expanding list.

July has been the worst Christmas ever.

Fucking spoilers ffs

We'll be seeing Rudolf before we see another signing at this rate, never mind Randolph hahahahaha it's taking us ages man, that's why it's funny hahaha kill me, get it over with

Have another one mate, works for me.

Bit sick of this "BREAKING" thing, especially when our equivalent is "BUILDING towards an underwhelming conclusion"

Strange wish, what would your other 2 be?

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