Interpolic

I read it as De Jong is not much of an athlete on the pitch, which is far more important these days than it was.

OPEN THE CHEQUEBOOK FFS MORE LIKE

Aye we found them a while back:

1-1

Stop showing off, lads

Yeah, Coventry signed Bellamy to replace Robbie Keane when he went to Inter and he didn't look much cop at all. Was an apprehensive attitude to the transfer - seemed like an average signing from an average PL side, a bit like Cort had seemed at that time as well.

Had that on as well and they said fighting and potential pain.

Bordeauxing on the ridiculous now like

Ayoze on the tube

Foreign Muck thread more like.

What? Since we're projecting past transfer windows on to future ones to work out the likelihood of signings, there isn't likely to be much brand new information in the conversation. Therefore I'd request that you think twice when using a Friends GIF on me in future.

Bought Townsend and Shelvey last time, will depend how we're doing. If we're a few wins from safety we'll spend nowt and hope for the best, as per.

Highlights https://www.themag.co.uk/2017/08/wolfsburg-1-newcastle-3-watch-goals-extended-video-highlights-newcastle-united/

Aye I remember it being a decent deterrent in general like

Totally forgot about that rule, recall it being a bit flawed at times with Beckham (iirc) not wanting the ball moved forward as it would make it harder for him to dip it over the wall.

Mad that like.

I remember that mad cunt How did it go with the Korean after he was let go? Says there he never returned "I have no intention of paying a salary to someone who has ruined Italian football. That man will not return to our team. I am outraged! He started playing phenomenally only when it came to playing Italy. I am a nationalist and his behaviour is not only an incomprehensible wound to my Italian pride, but also an offence to a country which two years ago had openly welcomed him."

Just remembered that mad cunt Perugia owner who wanted to sign a woman for the men's team and had forgot he also sacked a South Korean for knocking Italy out of the World Cup About the female footballer thing: "Hanna Ljungberg came as close as discussing terms but unfortunately we never got to witness this idea reaching the field as the FIGC quickly closed the supposed loophole. Gaucci lost his temper and threatened to sign a horse instead, again pointing out it wasn't against the rules! But this idea (thankfully) fell by the wayside, and just a few months later he unveiled his newest signing – Saadi al-Gaddafi, the son of Libyan leader Colonel Muammar al-Gaddafi." http://inbedwithmaradona.com/journal/2011/2/10/luciano-gaucci-mad-bad-and-dangerous-to-know.html

Regardless that'll be nearly £150m spent by Man Utd this summer on top of mental fees already paid previously while Mourinho moans about penny pinching. Not that they can't afford it like, just pointing out what a prat he continues to be.

No idea what's reasonable these days

Give footballers footballers' wages

Free The Pardos

I was on about the frequency of that scoreline/scorer tbh, happened loads of times.

1-0, Cantona