Interpolic

He also did this http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/14/guy-proves-selfridges-will-put-anything-you-ask-for-on-a-nutella-jar-5622066/

The writer's so dry like, I liked stuff like this: Afterwards, he reflects on their situation; "I just hoped that he and Michelle would behave responsibly. If he were to beat her up, or even strike her once or twice, I would feel guilty." Sound.

It's unbelievable that like, it really is. Read them the other day and think my favourite bit was the repetition of the game being on Monday. "MON-DAY! MON-DAY! MON-DAY!" (of course followed by Barnes saying the game was on Saturday)

Quite a few people on here have been absolutely desperate to write Mitrovic off, no doubt about it.

"A man with ambitions of becoming a top dog in the top flight" He better get a move on then, the fackin old cant's 55 years old and his Palace side have won about 5 games this calendar year.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aleksandar-mitrovic-no-words-explain-12081492

I have heard from a reliable source that he is really enjoying life in general up here and, perhaps equally importantly, his wife is growing fond of the area too. They live in Merseyside? She was up here on a hen do.

Last 6-0 was followed with a loss, hopefully we learned from that and will feel under less pressure away from home. Another narrow away win I reckon.

Woke up in a foul mood because of the penalty incident this morning.

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Fair enough, feels so weird I've never heard about that before though.

Yeah, surely Steve Bruce didn't actually write those

Neesy is above and beyond social conventions and over 100 years of football tradition.

What even happened "Wonder goal"

What happened?

Sounds like football was the real winner today.

The pizza shoes

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Fackin Old Cant

Pinocchio Pardew. Couldn't lie straight in bed. To name but two contradicting quotes. Fucking hell, the years and years of "we're Newcastle and we're a tiny little club" even when discussed alongside the likes of Swansea and Southampton, I think I'd blocked that out in an attempt to move on Hope Donald Trump molests the horrible cunt